US Senator who pretended to fight in the Vietnam War
Who is Richard Blumenthal?
Really boring professor who taught transnational law
Who is James Stewart?
Blonde anti-immigration political commentator
Who is Ann Coulter?
A chicken in every pot, a car in every garage
Who is Herbert Hoover?
Attorney General of BC; pretends to care about money laundering
Who is David Eby?
Deleted 30,000 emails
Who is Hillary Clinton?
Long-haired professor who taught aboriginal law; made you read his Communist Manifesto
Who is Michael Jackson?
Creepily touches you; not Jian Ghomeshi
Who is Joe Biden?
Advocated for Vietnamization; totally didn't get busted by Watergate
Who is Richard Nixon?
Prime Minister of Canada who likes to play dress-up
Who is Justin Trudeau?
Make America Great Again
Tax guy; not the Asian one
Who is David Duff?
Fast talking Jew; right-wing
Who is Ben Shapiro?
This American general was assigned away from the invasion of Normandy in order to divert attention away from Operation Overlord
Who is George S. Patton?
The fat guy from The Young Turks
Who is Cenk Uygur?
Completely messed up ICBC
Who is David Eby?
This guy wrote the Oakes test
Who is Joel Bakan?
Professor who came out against political correctness
Who is Jordan Peterson?
Wrote The Art of War
Who is Sun Tzu?
Politician who couldn't win a seat in the Senate so he decided to run for President
Who is Beto O'Rourke?
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Who is Bill Clinton?
Complained about Justice Leask
Who is Benjamin Perrin?
Really old guy who won't stop running for president; almost beat Hillary Clinton
Who is Bernie Sanders?
This French monarch totally didn't get beheaded during the French Revolution
Who is King Louis XVI?
In-your-face commentator who got into a spat with Elisabeth Hasselbeck on The View
Rosie O'Donnell