What gets wet while it’s drying?
a towel
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look a bit flushed.
1 + 1
2
lucky loves her meat
Lucky loves her meat!
the first Disney character
owalds
What can go up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
2+2
4
Lucky is no fool.
Lucky is not a fool.
everyones well know mouse
Micky mouse
What comes down but never goes up?
Rain.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner.
4+4
8
This game is funner than the others
this game is more fun than any of the others.
the bear that loves honey
winnie the poo
What type of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Write on!
8+8
16
this doesn't look right
Micky mouse's best friends
Pluto
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle.
What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?
Lonely
16+16
32
whats your name!
whats you name?
this character wants to be a real boy and when lies his nose grows big.
pinocchio