What Is That Song
Five, four, three, two, one
Level Up
I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood always. Everyone uses me. What am I?
Pencil lead
5x5
25
I am a word of six; my first three letters refer to an automobile; my last three letters refer to a household animal; my first four letters is a fish; my whole is found in your room. What am I?
A carpet.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're very good at it.
I just wanna Rolly Rolly Rolly with a dab of ranch
Rolex
A girl has as many brothers as sisters, but each brother has only half as many brothers as sisters. How many brothers and sistes are there in the family?
Four sisters and three brothers.
4x60
240
The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart. If the water is rising at the rate of one foot an hour, how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder?
It will never cover the ladder because as the water rises, so will the floating ship.
Why do geese fly south in the winter?
Walking takes too long.
So you're a tough guy
bad guy
What disappears as soon as you say its name?
Silence
96x6
576
If a chicken says, "All chickens are liars". Is the chicken telling the truth?
Chickens cannot talk
Why do flamingos always lift one leg while standing?
Because if they lifted both legs they'd fall over.
I need a girl like you, yeah yeah
Girls Like You
I have keys, but no locks and space, and no rooms. You can enter, but you can’t go outside. What am I?
A keyboard
5 divided by 4
1.25
A mother gave birth to six kids. The first daughter's name is July. The second daughter's name is August. The third daughter's name is September. The fourth daughter's name is October. The next child was a boy, therefore, she named him November. The mother was planning on having a girl named December, but it turned out that she got a boy. If she didn't name him December, what is his name?
Jason. She took the first letter of the names of her children. July, August, September, October, November.
Why do ants never get sick?
Because they have little antibodies.
Kiki, do you love me? Are you riding?
In My Feelings
What gets wet while drying?
A Towel.
10 divide by 5000
0.01
What day would yesterday be if Thursday was four days before the day after tommorow?
Friday.
Why did the old man fall into a well?
He couldn’t see that well.