What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee!
1 + 1 =???
1 + 1 = 11
when is my birthday?
answer: Apirl 16 2013
The blue whale is the biggest animal to have ever lived.
Answer: True - and that includes dinosaurs!
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock
What rock group consists of four famous men, but none of them sing?
Mount Rushmore.
951 + 357 =???
951 + 357 = 1,308
how many kids dose Elon Musk have?
He hase 11
Bats are blind true or false.
Answer: False - bats often find their way using ultrasound but their eyes work, just not particularly well).
What does a house wear?
an Ad-dress.
What kind of murderer is full of fiber?
A cereal killer.
95,820 - 6,842 =???
95,820 - 6,842 = 88,978
What's your favorite candy?
your answer!!
Sea otters have a favorite rock they use to break open food.
Answer: True - they keep these treasures in the loose skin under their arms.
Where would you take a sick boat?
To the dock.
I have hundreds of wheels, but move I do not. Call me what I am; call me a lot. What am I?
I am A parking lot!
95 x 68 =???
95 x 68 = 6,460
Pirates or ninjas?
your answer!!
A dog sweats by panting its tongue.
Answer: False - canines sweat through glands in their paws.
I give milk and I have a horn, but I’m not a cow. What am I?
A milk truck.
How does a bee get to school?
On a buzz!
985 x 36 =???
Answer: 985 x 36 = 35,460
When was the last time you changed your opinion about something major?
your answer!
Greenland is the largest island in the world.
Answer: True - the island is approximately 836,330 square miles - three times the size of Texas.
Why did the fly never land on the computer?
He was afraid of the world wide web.