Board Games
There are pawns, rooks, bishops, horses, queens, kings and anger
Chess bruh
you've got a jar of mayonnaise and 3 walnuts, what do you do?
Trade it in for a Dave's double
Some random cousin at a family reunion comes over and ask you if want to play some corn toss. What's another name for this american go to?
Common at the ol grad parties. Which its a bummer when they've got slick boards at the parties. Makes it hard to even get the thing on the board. It's like, why even get the boards out if you're just going to let everyone down with your horrendous boards.
Corn hole
orange squares
cheese zits
It's what 1st and 2nd grade do on mondays, wednesdays and fridays and 3rd 4th and 5th do tuesdays thursdays and fridays.
swimming
what happens when you get 4 in a row?
Connect 4
4-3=?
1
You've gotta slap this yellow ball around onto a net and hope the opposing team doesn't get ahold of it.
Spikeball
something off a drive thru menu
whopper jr.
There is this dude named Messi I think. Pretty sure he plays this
Soccer
Easier version of chess fr
Checkers
Superior hot dog toppings
Ketchup ofc, mustard ftw and some relly
you see this orange sphere object in your yard. You also see this relatively tall pole. You take a gander and guess around 8-10 feet, give or take. This pole has got a backboard. Somehow the two or meant for eachother but you can't remember what its called.
basketball
it's like a turkey sandwich but with ham
ham sammy
You've got a disc that seems to fly and glide in the air. Whats it called?
Frisbee
What happens when 2 countries have beef and need to settle it? (They need to see who the alpha is)
War (But instead of actual war we use cards for your safety)
You're outside playing and notice you're fresh out of water. You want to fill it up but first you need to do what?
Ask a teacher
its like corn hole but with rings. You've also got to get those bad boys onto a stake in the ground
Ring toss
cheese zits brother in law.
Psssst. They are fish shaped
fishgold
Now this is like a big swimming pool that is full of sea creatures. Also has sand everywhere.
Beach day!
So tbh this isn't a board game but a lot of you guys play with them. You get this plastic string type thing and a plastic ripper with plastic blades in a plastic arena. See a problem here? PLASTIC is the problem. They used to be metal when I was a kid and were actually fun. Another issue is there is to much plastic which ends up everywhere. Reduce reuse and recycle whenever you have the chance. Now I sound like an old fart so ill stop yapping.
Bay Blades
Is Mr. Kyle a W teacher?
Fo sho!
Your front yard is looking out of control. The grass definity needs cut but dad wants you to do it.
Cutting the grass
18+3+4=
25
Now doing this could get you in trouble but that doesn't seem to stop you guys. It involves talking very loudly to a sibling.
Hint: talking very loudly or ______
Yelling at your brother and or sister