Come on Eileen
Wow, that's a baseball!
*HONK*
NO WAY FLAG!
ONLY REAL GAMERS
200

YOU CAN SAY THIS TO SOMEONE WHO IS SWEATING AND SOMEONE WHO IS ATTRACTIVE.

"YOU LOOK REALLY HOT!"

200

THIS SPORT CONSISTS OF TWO INDIVIDUALS DUKING IT OUT FOR K.O.s FIRST TO THREE K.O.s WINS. THE ANIME MEGALOBOX IS BASED ON THIS SPORT.

BOXING

200

THIS PERSON SAID: "GOODBYE EVERYONE, ILL REMEMBER YOU ALL IN THERAPY"

WHO IS PLANKTON? (SPONGEBOB)

200


Original Pride Flag (1978)

200

KNOWN AS THE KINGS GAME. THIS BOARD GAME, PLAYED BETWEEN TWO PLAYERS, IS AN ABSTRACT STRATEGY GAME AND INVOLVES NO HIDDEN INFORMATION. THE TWO PLAYERS CONTROL 16 PIECES EACH ON A 64 SQUARE BOARD.

WHAT IS CHESS?

400

YOU CAN SAY THIS TO A PRODUCE GROCER AND TO A WOMAN WHO WOULD APPRECIATE YOU SAYING THIS. LIKE YOU'D REALLY HAVE TO KNOW THE PERSON IN AN INTIMATE WAY, AND BOTH BE COOL WITH TALKING TO EACH OTHER LIKE THIS.

"I'D LOVE TO SEE YOUR MELONS"

400

THIS SPORT INVOLVES TWO TEAMS WHO COMPETE AT HITTING A BALL OVER A NET. IF THE BALL FALLS INBOUND ON YOUR SIDE THE OTHER TEAM SCORES A POINT. THE ANIME HAIKYU IS BASED ON IT.

WHAT IS VOLLEYBALL?

400

This person said: "Warriors, come out to play-eeee"

WHO IS Luther? (The Warriors)

400

Bisexual flag

400

a family of two-player turn-based strategy board games played with small stones, beans, or seeds and rows of holes or pits in the earth, a board, or other playing surface. The objective is usually to capture all or some set of the opponent's pieces.

MANCALA

600

YOU CAN SAY THIS ABOUT A DELIVERY DRIVER AND ABOUT A GUY WITH A VISIBLE BULGE THROUGH HIS GRAY SWEATPANTS.

"HE'S GOT A HUGE PACKAGE" 

600

THIS SPORT INVOLVES RACING IN WATER. TEAMS WILL TAKE TURNS RELAY-STYLE DIVING IN AFTER THEIR TEAMMATES RETURN TO THE START. THE ANIME FREE IS BASED ON THIS SPORT.

WHAT IS SWIMMING

600

THIS PERSON SAID: "WAAWOOWEEWAA"

WHO IS BORAT? (BORAT)

600

Transgender Flag

600

A two-player game in which each player has fifteen pieces, known traditionally as 'men' (short for 'tablemen') but often known as 'checkers' in the US. These pieces move along twenty-four 'points' according to the roll of two dice. The objective of the game is to move the fifteen pieces around the board and be first to bear off.

BACKGAMMON

800

YOU COULD SAY THIS AFTER BEING HIT WITH A BUILDING TOOL OR AFTER DRINKING TOO MUCH THE NIGHT BEFORE.

"I GOT HAMMERED"

800

THIS SPORT IS A COMPETITIVE TEAM SPORT PLAYED IN WATER BETWEEN TWO TEAMS OF SEVEN. GOALS ARE SCORED BY THROWING THE BALL INTO THE OPPOSING TEAMS GOAL. THE ANIME RE-MAIN IS BASED ON THIS SPORT.

WATER POLO

800

THIS PERSON SAID: "THE  RUG REALLY TIED THE ROOM TOGETHER"

WHO IS THE DUDE? (THE BIG LEBOWSKI)

800

Asexual flag

800

 a strategy board game of German origin which can be played by two, three, four, or six people, playing individually or with partners. The game is a modern and simplified variation of the game Halma.

The objective is to be first to race all of one's pieces across the hexagram-shaped board into "home"—the corner of the star opposite one's starting corner—using single-step moves or moves that jump over other pieces.

CHINESE CHECKERS (STERNHALMA)

1000

A SHAKSPEARE QUOTE MEANING A WOMAN'S LIFE IS IMPROVED BY MEN, AND THAT WOMEN ALSO GROW WHEN THEY GET IMPREGNATED.

"NO LESS, NAY, BIGGER; WOMEN GROW BY MEN."


HOORAY SEXISM

1000

A GAMBLING SPORT IN WHICH CONTESTANTS MUST STAND ON A FLOATING PLATFORM AND PUSH EACH OTHER OFF USING ONLY THEIR BREASTS AND BUTTOCKS. THE SPORT WAS MADE FAMOUS BY THE ANIME WHICH SHARES ITS NAME.

KEIJO

1000

THIS PERSON SAID: "Exercise Gives You Endorphins. Endorphins Make You Happy. Happy People Just Don't Shoot Their Husbands. They Just Don't"

WHO IS ELLE WOODS? (LEGALLY BLOND)

1000

Aromantic Flag

1000

These are two-player abstract strategy board games that were popular in medieval northern Europe up until the 19th century. In this game, a rabbit is trying to get past three dogs who are trying to surround it and trap it. The three dogs are represented by three pieces which normally start on one end of the board, and the rabbit is represented by one piece that usually starts in the middle of the board or is dropped on any vacant point in the beginning of the game.

HARE GAME/SOLDIERS GAME/HARE AND HOUNDS

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