The "Law" of the Land
What are in-laws?
The basics. You might tell someone to go back to these when they're doing too much or they're overthinking things and not performing at their best.
What are the fundamentals?
A neat tropical bird with a really big beak. Might really enjoy fruit loops
What is a toucan?
What you might call a jeopardy host who's awfully good looking
What is handsome?
How you might feel when it's dark and spooky outside and you hear a weird noise
What is scared?
The green patch in front of or behind your house
What is the lawn?
When something doesn't perform its intended task, or might even break instead of doing its job
What is a malfunction?
Lumiere from the Beauty and the Beast
What is a candelabra?
Someone very adept at fixing things around the house, yard, or shed
What is a handyman?
You need to act this way when handling heavy machinery, walking through the rain, crossing the street, or carrying knives
What is carefully?
The fingernails on a bear
What are claws?
A town that's right for me, a town to keep me movin', keep me groovin' with some energy.
Won't you take me?
What is Funky Town?
Those really annoying little ulcers that appear on the inside of your lips, but not the kind that are contagious
What are canker sores?
A tissue that old people like to pull out of a coat pocket and use over and over until it gets really gross.
What is a handkerchief?
What is a career?
That Raising Cane's side that everyone swaps out for more bread
What is coleslaw?
Chicken wrapped in a deep-fried tortilla, often topped with a jalapeno cream cheese. You'll find this at a lot of mexican restaurants
What is a pollo fundido?
A word to describe an indecent, immoral, or unseemly situation that a famous person might find themselves in
What is a scandal?
A very pretty light fixture, often with several tiers
What is a chandelier?
Absolute banger of a song by George Michael, famous for its saxophone solo
What is Careless Whisper?
A cowboy but he's a bad guy
What is an outlaw?
Being something (such as money or a commodity) of such a nature that one part or quantity may be replaced by another equal part or quantity in paying a debt or settling an account. May be used to describe a transaction
What is fungible?
Emitting light as the result of being heated, also a way to describe someone who is full of emotion
What is incandescent?
How you might describe the tactics of someone who prefers to lie, cheat, and steal their way to victory
What is underhanded?
The improvement or maintenance of health via the prevention, diagnosis, treatment, amelioration or cure of disease, illness, injury, and other physical and mental impairments in people. Lots of people would argue that this system is "broken" in the United States
What is healthcare?