Riddles
What has a head but never eats, a bed but never sleeps, and runs but never walks.
A river.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow.
Interruptin- Mooooo!
What famous tongue twister involves seashells?
Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
What is nacho cheese
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs at night.
A human.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? At. At who?
Bless you!
Say Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he.
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he.
Why don't scientists trust atoms
They make up everything!
Where does today come before yesterday.
What is the dictionary.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Say How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
What is a calendar's favorite food
What Is Dates
What kind of ship has two mates but no captain?
A relationship.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who?
You're welcome
Correctly say "The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes."
"The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes."
What do you call a magic dog?
What is A labracadabrador
I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me all pop, if you look at me, you'll pop. Can you answer it?"
No.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaROO!
Say Verbatim what Eddie says.
What is can you can a can as fast as a canner can can a can
I was going to tell you a joke about sodium, but then I thought
What is NA