Drink the Morali-tea
From Grave to Conclave
On a Scriptu-roll
Saint said what?!
MatthUniversal Church
100

This is our final goal in the moral life.

What is Beatitude?

100

This is what will rise from the Sistine Chapel when a new pope has been elected.

What is white smoke?

100

This Person is the primary author and interpreter of Sacred Scripture.

Who is the Holy Spirit?

100

This saint said, "Pray, hope, and don’t worry. Worry is useless. God is merciful and will hear your prayer.” 

Who is Padre Pio (St. Pius of Pietrelcina)?

100

This is how Bishops, Priests, and Deacons ask for food when they are out for dinner.

What is a Holy Orders?

200

These are the two types of virtue.

What are natural and supernatural virture?

200

These are the people who have a vote in the election of a new pope.

Who are Cardinals under 80 years old (who have not otherwise lost or resigned their voting rights)?

200

This Gospel writer was likely a disciple of St. Peter.

Who is St. Mark?

200

This saint said: "I have found the paradox: if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love."

Who is St. Theresa of Calcutta?

200

This is the number of male religious sisters.

What is "Nun"?

300

These are the three requirements for something to be considered a mortal sin.

What is grave matter, full knowledge, and full consent?
300

This person or group of people has the authority of the pope while the See of Peter is vacant.

What is the College of Cardinals?

300

This is the guiding principle in ordering the letters of St. Paul in the New Testament.

What is from largest to smallest?

300

This saint said: "I should be distressed that I drop off to sleep during my prayers and during my thanksgiving after Holy Communion. But I don’t feel at all distressed. I know that children are just as dear to their parents whether they are asleep or awake and I know that doctors put their patients to sleep before they operate. So I just think that God ‘knows our frame; He remembers that we are dust.'”

Who is St. Therese of Lisieux?

300

This refers to a bishop eating only half of a donut.

What is a partial indulgence?

400

This is the "doctrine" by which an unintended, but foreseen, evil consequence can be permitted from a good or at least morally neutral act.

What is the doctrine of double effect?

400

This is the majority needed for the valid election of a new pope.

What is two-thirds majority?

400

Marcionism was an early-Church heresy which sought to get rid this part of Scripture.

What is the Old Testament?

400

“Love God and do whatever you please," was preached by this saint.

Who is St. Augustine? ("“Love God and do whatever you please: for the soul trained in love to God will do nothing to offend the One who is Beloved.”)

400

This is the best method of settling Catholic disputes.

What the use of canons?

500

These are the three sources or "founts" of morality.

What are the object, the end/intention, and the circumstances?

500

This is the how long after the pope has died in which a conclave begins.

What is 15 days (or up to 20 days, if extended by vote)?

500

This letter of the New Testament provides an important framework for understanding Abraham's near-sacrifice of Isaac in the Old Testament, saying, "Abraham reasoned that God could raise Isaac from the dead."

What is the Letter to the Hebrews?
500

"Stupidity too is a gift from God, but one mustn't misuse it," was said by this saint.

Who is St. John Paul II?

500

This is the formula for what a Catholic physicist is obliged to attend every Sunday.

What is density x volume? (or F/a or W/g)

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