The rooster crows and then the sun rises. Therefore, the rooster's crow causes the sun to rise.
Post hoc
false cause
correlation =/= causation (not technically but I'll take it)
Who was one of the most influential American suffragettes in the early 1900s?
Susan B. Anthony
What is my favorite color?
pink

What are these?
SillyBandz
Praise God, from whom all blessings flow...
Praise Him, all creatures here below;
Praise Him above, ye heavenly host;
Praise Father, Son, and Holy Ghost.
A national coffee chain wants to gauge customer satisfaction with a new blend. The store managers at their Davenport location survey the first 50 customers on Monday morning and determine that the blend is a success!
non-representative sample
Who designed and made the first U.S. flag?
Betsy Ross
What is (at least one of) my dog's nicknames?
Mo, Mogli-Pogli, Mogle-Pogle, Mogle, Little Pogli, Little Mo, Sweet Mo, Little Dog, Dog.

What game is this?
Animal Jam
Holy God we praise thy name!
Lord of all, we bow before thee!
All on Earth thy sceptre claim,
All in Heav'n above adore thee;
Infinite thy vast domain,
Everlasting is thy reign.
Boss: If you don't support the weekly office-wide conference, you're willing to risk our collaborative culture and competitive edge in the market.
false dichotomy / black & white
Who was the first woman to win the Nobel Prize?
Marie Curie (discovered Radium)
How many years have I played cello? (+- 1)
13
Name three Cartoon Network shows that aired during this time.
Teen Titans Go, Amazing World of Gumball, Adventure Time, Regular Show, We Bare Bears, Steven Universe, Clarence, Uncle Grandpa, Over the Garden Wall etc.
Had I but Mary's sinless heart, to love Thee with, my dearest king...
O with what bursts of fervent praise, Thy goodness Jesus would I sing. Sweet Sacrament we Thee adore, O make us love Thee more and more. O make us love thee more and more.
Vincent: The Honda Pilot is one of the most reliable cars ever. I have had it for several years and not once has it ever needed repair!
Steven: No, it is not reliable at all. My uncle owns a Honda Pilot and that thing is in the shop every other week.
Both draw a conclusion about the reliability of a model on the basis of one instance.
Who is known as the maid of Orléans?
Joan of Arc
What am I ethnically (three things)?
Polish, Colombian, German.
What are these and what do they mean?
YouTube Creator Awards
Silver - 100,000, Gold - 1mil, Diamond - 10mil, Red Diamond - 100mil
I have read a fiery Gospel writ in burnished rows of steel...
As ye deal with my contemners, so with you my grace shall deal. Let the Hero, born of woman, crush the serpent with his heel, since God is marching on.
Teacher: Eliminating the school's required physical fitness class is unlikely to make a difference in whether or not students get enough exercise. This is because those who practice a sport get all the exercise they need, and the exercise-haters will skip class anyways.
Assumes that all students fall into one of these categories (practicing a sport or being an exercise-hater). Fails to account that there could be students who are neither, so conclusion doesn't follow.
Name one female Doctor of the Church?
Teresa of Ávila, Catherine of Siena, Thérèse of Lisieux, Hildegard of Bingen.
Why do I wear glasses (be specific)?
I got hit in the head by some guy riding a snowboard when I was 8 years old.
What is the name of the main character in the Lego Movie (first AND last)?
Emmett Brickowski
Ne permittas a te me separari.
Ab hoste maligno defende me.
In hora mortis meae,
Voca me. Voca me.