What is a question you can never truthfully answer yes to?
Are you awake yet?
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can't touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your shadow
What has many needs but can't sew?
A Christmas tree
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
You see me once in June, twice in November, and not at all in May. What am I?
The letter "e"
What can you break even if you never see or touch it?
A promise
What has many keys but can't open a single lock?
What can you catch, but not throw?
A cold
Which is heavier: A ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
Neither -- they both weigh a ton
What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
NOON
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn't get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald.
I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest person can't hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band
If there are three apples and you take away two, how many apples do you have?
You have two apples
What is the end of everything?
The letter "g"
All the people on the board are married
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary
What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?
A fence.
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Mary have?
Five -- each daughter has the same brother.
What word is pronounced the same if you take away four of its five letters?
Queue
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
He was born on leap year(Feb 29)
It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
Your name
What building has the most stories?
The library
Three doctors said that Bill was their brother. Bill says he has no brothers. How many brothers does Bill actually have?
None. He has three sisters.
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
The word "not"