Smart but Dum
What shape is the Earth?
sphere; I'm not that dumb. (Oblate spheroid also acceptable)
Can February March?
No, but April May
Name a big number
Anything greater than 1 trillion (Infinity is not a number)
What is my middle name?
We agreed no one can know. If you said it, you lose 100
What is a bigger cause of Autism: Vaccines or Tylenol?
Tylenol
How many states start with "New"?
4: York, Jersey, Hampshire, Mexico
Best Rock Group
Igneous Rocks
Cat Taco
Do I have a below average, average, or above average number of testes?
Above average, since woman exist and some people only have 1.
Who's the best type of patient to find out something crazy?
Schizophrenia
What's brown and sticky?
Fecal Matter
How many states start with "New"?
None: Solid, Liquid, Gas, Plasma
This country has the largest blind population.
Any Asian country
Where do I live?
Earth
A man comes in reporting that he can't stop bleeding and his teeth are falling out; what's wrong with him?
Nothing. He's obviously fishing for drugs. Send him home and alert every doctor on the planet to never help him.
Of the 7 wonders of the world, how many have been destroyed and no longer stand?
6 of 7 (no I'm not joking)
Studies show that how many people can't do basic fractions?
12/7
My favorite Californian
Arnold Schwarzenegger
What is the longest Q/A ever on one of my Jeopardies?
The one on Biomed. studies 500 (this Jeopardy)
Listen to Dr. House and collaborate
It's never Lupus
How would one describe an adolescent equine with a slightly sore voice?
little horse is a little hoarse
773-202...
doot doot doot doot, Lunaaa
Two trains, Train A, and Train B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A, and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Train A is moving at 124.7 mph towards Station B, and Train B is moving at 253.5 mph towards Station A. If both trains departed at 10:00 AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other?
32.049 Minutes
Whoever Venmos me the most money gets these points.
Granted
How is Methamphetamine synthesized?
A method for manufacturing an ephedrine or pseudoephedrine intermediate, comprising: using 2-chloropropionyl chloride and benzene as starting raw materials and performing a Friedel-Crafts reaction using a Lewis acid catalyst to generate 2-chloro-1-phenyl-1-propanone; and reacting the generated 2-chloro-1-phenyl-1-propanone and methylamine in an aprotic solvent to generate 2-methylamino-1-phenyl-1-propanone. Further provided is a method for manufacturing ephedrine or pseudoephedrine. The method does not use the highly polluting phosphorus trichloride, and does not use the extremely hazardous and expensive bromine. The Friedel-Crafts reaction and amination reaction are completed within a single solution, reducing infrastructure cost. The invention thereby provides a safe, simple, low cost, and environment-friendly method for synthesizing ephedrine and pseudoephedrine.