Math
Two numbers that give you 36 when you add them and 18 when you subtract them.
27, 9.
(27 - 9 = 18)
27 + 9 = 36)
No pressure, if you got this wrong Kermit may want to eat you for some reason.
What is the most important thing the happened in in 2019?
The coronavirus/covid came. This wiped out many humans and gave us frogs room to grow.
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Send me a message on Gmail saying Thank U.
Wait no don't. I'd probably call the Navy 4 Frogs and think you were stalking me.
The one place frogs DO NOT live.
Antarctica
(Kermit once tried to go there but he got eaten by a penguin. We seek revenge for our fallen comrade)
Kermit married _____ in the "Muppets".
Miss Piggy
(They got divorced when Kermit the Frog was spotted cooking some Bacon)
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(If you want the points you have to act like a frog for the next minute. Seriously.)
Step 1: Say ribbit and hop around
Step 2: Repeat step 1 10 times
Liberty Kids episodes starts at what number?
100
(People forgot how to count)
A book written about a frog becoming an evil space alien and exploding the moon, trying to destroy humanity is a book written to ______.
Entertain
(The movie was rated R)
What is the second biggest country in the world?
Canada
(We frogs love their maple syrup. For some reason we had a case of belly aches we ate some.)
Fill in the blanks:
The _____Gram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that ____________ gets more difficult as it continues. The test is used to measure a student's aerobic _______ as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap ________ by a beep sound.
Fitness, Progressively, Capacity, Signaled
(Frog apologizes)
84 + 63 = ____
4312
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Unscramble this word: remtik
Kermit
(If you got this wrong you have disrespected a GOD.)
What's the third biggest country in Asia?
India
Kermit is temporarily *sleeping so I, MISS PIGGY, will be hosting the comments temporarily. AND NO I AM NOT THE **IMPOSTER.
*For eternity
**She is.
RIDDLE.
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
Echo
(Named after Echo the Frog)
The human toe Bob the frog ate yesterday was 2 meters wide and 10 centimeters long. What was the area of the toe Bob ate in centimeters?
(Do NOT use scratch paper)
2,000cm2 (Bob had a stomach ache)
Which Dinosaur was FAKE?
(We learned about this)
The Brontosaurus
(However, the FrogMcBobasaurus WAS REAL.)
The latin word chrono means...
The latin word logical means...
Sequence
Makes sense
*Ribbit* (Why?)
Where is the biggest volcano located?
Hawaii
(Kermit wishes you were stranded in that volcano. Don't listen to him.)
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Bobby Mc. Frog donated this to you.
You should say, "Thank You Supreme leader" or else he may creep into your bedroom at night...
165.09 Divided by 7 =
23.5842857143
(I actually feel bad for you...)
When dinosaurs ruled the Earth all the continents were in one called ______.
Pangea
(MMM... Me Kermit like Dino Nuggets!)
A Haiku is a poem with _______________.
5, 7, 5 syllables (Or 17 total)
(I want to scream. AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*COUGH*HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*GAG*SPUTTER*HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Two hours later, Kermit has lost breath and fell on the ground... *Sleeping.)
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Frog in Pig Latin
Rogfay
(HAHA)