Old Fashion
What has keys but cannot open locks?
A piano!
What has four legs but cannot walk?
What gets wetter the more often it dries?
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the student said it was a piece of cake!
What has hands but cannot clap?
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
Your name!
What has one eye but cannot see?
A needle!
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg!
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
I'm tall when I'm new, and short when I'm old. What am I?
A candle!
What has many teeth but cannot bite?
Rain!
What has a neck but no head?
A soda bottle!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock!
What can travel all around the world while staying in one spot?
What has a bed but never sleeps?
A river!
An echo!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well!
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge!
What kind of -room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom!
The more you take, the more you leave behind, what are they?
Footsteps!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
I go up but never come down. What am I?
Your age!