"Don't go chasin' waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to...."
I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all
But I think you're moving too fast
How did Ancient Egyptians pronounce the word Cat ?
meow meow
A pirate is obsessed with killing a child who can fly
Peter Pan
While on safari in the wild jungles of Africa, Olivia woke one morning and felt something in the pocket of her shorts. It had a head and tail, but no legs. When Olivia got up she could feel it move inside her pocket. Olivia, however, showed little concern and went about her morning rituals. Why such a casual attitude?
it's a coin
Why did pirates wear earrings?
"Right now, she's probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke..."
"....Right now, she's probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke"
Who is on Canada's 100 bill
Sir Robert Borden
Two Italian men are willing to die for a women in a pink dress
The Super Mario Bros. Movie
Kayley is babysitting ten children.
She has a jar with only ten crackers in it.
All the children want to have a cracker, but they also want Kayley to leave one cracker in the jar.
Without 'cracking' a cracker, how is Kayley able to give each child a cracker and still leave one in the jar?
She gives 9 children a cracker, and the 10th child she gives the jar with the cracker in it
How much of the sea has been mapped
Less than 10%
"O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all of us command...."
"....With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free..."
What animal can sleep for up to 3 years?
A male learns to love a female without her Instagram filter
Shrek
Mike was a King of a mystical land, and two peasants in love with the same women asked him to choose who got to marry her. Mike declared a race - The only catch was that the winner would be the person whose horse came in second. King Mike was certain the race would never take place because neither horseman would let the other win. What suggestion did the women make to guarantee a fair race?
They swapped horses! That way, they could come in first, but the other persons horse would come second
What is the traditional skull-and-crossbones flag called?
The Jolly Roger
"Her day starts with a coffee
And ends with a wine..."
"...Takes forever gettin' ready
So she's never on time for anything.."
What is the largest desert in the world?
Antarctica
A man leads a group of people to rebel against a new diet trend
Jamie, Megan, Jess and Erin were all enjoying a steam sauna at the station together. Erin brought a magazine to read, Jamie had her IPOD, Megan a drink in a thermos, and Jess had a towel in a bag. When they left the sauna, the dissipating steam revealed Erin had been murdered. Detective Katie Tountas arrived and determined Erin had been stabbed through the heart - who killed Erin, and how?
Megan smuggled an ice pick in via her thermos, and stabbed Erin
Why is the ocean blue?
Water absorbs the red light of the color spectrum, leaving the blue for us to see
"His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti..."
"...He's nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting..."
Name all 12 countries in South America
Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Ecuador, Guyana, Paraguay, Peru, Suriname, Uruguay, and Venezuela
A girl saves her sister from battle and starts a war. Her sister dies anyways (series)
The Hunger Games
A man was on the 26th floor of a building and decided he wanted to die. He opened a window and jumped through it - he didn't die, but instead landed safely. There was nothing to cushion his fall - how did he survive, uninjured?
He was a window cleaner on the 26th floor, and jumped through someone's open window into their apartment
How would Blackbeard intimidate prisoners?
He would weave hemp into his beard and set it on fire