Insta Forensics
There’s a Pattern Here
Who Is Hannah?
Around the World:
Which Leader Said This?
100

This bio contains more lore than most people’s CVs: “Based in Genève, Switzerland. Adopted by XX. Made in XX & XX. But most of the time you will find me on a…”

Who is Medea?

100

Founded in 1971, this environmental NGO is known for direct action campaigns at sea and on land.

What is Greenpeace?

100

This 2017 Netflix series stars a teenage girl named Hannah Baker whose story unfolds through recorded tapes.

What is 13 Reasons Why?

100

This is the only country in the world that borders both Spain and France.

What is Andorra? 

100

“We will drill, baby, drill.”

Who is Donald J. Trump? 

200

These two people sit at opposite ends of the group’s Instagram ecosystem: one is clearly feeding the algorithm with the most followers and most posts, while the other is preserving mystery with the fewest followers and fewest posts. Name both.

Who is Medea & Marta?

200

This volunteer rescue organisation in Syria became internationally known during the civil war.

What are the White Helmets?

200

This political theorist wrote The Origins of Totalitarianism.

Who is Hannah Arendt?

200

This landlocked African country is completely surrounded by South Africa.

What is Lesotho? 

200

“At Davos in 2026, this leader’s off-the-cuff ‘for sure’ and indoor aviator sunglasses set off a social media frenzy.”

Who is Emmanuel Macron?

300

This friend chose the most timeless, millennial, “I saw this on Pinterest in 2014” bio of all: “Carpe diem.”

Who is Floris?

300

This protest movement followed Ukraine’s disputed 2004 presidential election.

What is the Orange Revolution?

300

These are the countries this Hannah has lived in. Name all of them.

What are Norway, Israel, the Netherlands, the US, Egypt and Switzerland? 

300

This is the largest island in the world.

What is Greenland? 

300

“Ich bin ein Berliner.”

Who is John F. Kennedy?

400

This bio reads like someone is simultaneously applying to university, parliament, and varsity captain: “Student | Sports | Politics | CH/XX/EU | XX.”

Who is Fredrik?

400

This Charlie Brooker anthology series uses dark, tech-driven stories to reflect society back at itself.

What is Black Mirror?

400

This prophet and judge was the son of Hannah in the Bible.

Who is Samuel? 

400

This country is the link between a famous canal and a 2016 leak of 2.6 terabytes of offshore financial data.

What is Panama? 

400

‘No hay plata’ / ‘there is no money’ — became a signature line of this president.”

Who is Javier Milei?

500

This bio is somehow equal parts breakdown, aesthetic, and identity crisis: “Potpourri crash out clean girl.”

Who is Jessica? 

500

The Sultan Ahmed Mosque in Istanbul is better known by its specific nickname.

What is the Blue Mosque?

500

According this Hannah’s Spotify Wrapped, this artist was her most-listened-to in both 2024 and 2025.

Who is Bad Bunny? 

500

This country has the most neighbouring countries in the world, with 14.

What is China? 

500

“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!”

Who is Ronald Reagan?

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