Sports Teams That I actually care about
This team has most recently won the world series, following the opposing teams' collapse in the fifth inning of game 5
Who are the Los Angeles Dodgers
Methinks someone is gonna be doing this till theyre ninety
Who is Hugh Jackman?
What is Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
IMAGINE something MASSIVE, walking towards you, only for its image to FADE away from your sight, getting LOWer and LOWer until it TAPERs off
This team, under Tomlin's coaching has failed to win in the playoffs since like 2012 or something
Who are the Pittsburgh Steelers
This all new swingy show featuring the most popular superhero of all time.
What is Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man? (go watch it)
The "It's a me" guy who likes stomping.... turtles
Dans mon esprit tout divague, je me perds dans tes yeux
What is the there is nothing we can do meme
This Day Doesn't Exist
When is March 18th
This movie has made a morbillion dollars at the box office
What is Morbius?
Its like among us but not nearly as brainrotten
What is Mafia
watching a podcast with this devilous concoction, makes you feel like the king from the screen to the ring to the pen
This guy dunked on the Nazis at the 1936 berlin olympics in running, him being black probably made angry mustache man much angrier
Who is Jesse Owens
He has the single most expensive baseball contract in history, up until the mets did the thing with Juan Soto
Who is Shohei Ohtani
Title: An _______ Delight: The ________ Review In an era where digital communication has become a fundamental part of daily life, "The ___- ____" emerges as a clever and delightful film that celebrates the very symbols we use to express ourselves online. Directed by Tony Leondis, this animated adventure takes us on a journey through the vibrant world inside a smartphone, where emojis live and work, bringing our messages to life. The plot centers around Gene, a "Meh" emoji voiced by T.J. Miller, who unlike his fellow emojis, has the ability to display multiple expressions. This unique trait sends Gene on a quest to become "normal," leading him to join forces with Hi-5 (voiced by James Corden) and Jailbreak (voiced by Anna Faris), embarking on an exciting adventure across various apps within the phone. Along the way, they encounter iconic apps like Candy Crush, Spotify, and even Just Dance, each beautifully rendered and integrated into the narrative. What truly makes "The ____ _____" shine is its witty humor and heartfelt message. The script cleverly weaves in jokes that both children and adults can appreciate, making the film an enjoyable experience for viewers of all ages. Moreover, beneath its colorful surface, the movie explores themes of individuality, self-acceptance, and the importance of embracing one's unique qualities. Gene's journey of self-discovery resonates profoundly, delivering a positive and uplifting message. Visually, the film is a treat for the eyes. The animation is crisp and imaginative, vividly bringing to life the bustling city of Textopolis and its diverse emoji inhabitants. The attention to detail in recreating familiar apps and digital landscapes adds an extra layer of charm and authenticity to the storyline. The voice cast is another highlight. T.J. Miller brings infectious energy to the role of Gene, capturing his character's endearing blend of curiosity and determination. James Corden infuses Hi-5 with his trademark humor, while Anna Faris lends a strong, independent spirit to Jailbreak. The chemistry among the voice actors enhances the camaraderie of the trio and strengthens the emotional core of the film. Critics may dismiss "The _______" as merely a product of its time, but its appeal goes beyond its subject matter. It celebrates the evolution of communication and technology in a way that is both entertaining and thought-provoking. By the end of the movie, one cannot help but feel uplifted by its optimistic message and infectious enthusiasm. In conclusion, "The ________" is a surprisingly refreshing and enjoyable film that surpasses expectations. It succeeds in translating the seemingly mundane world of emojis into a captivating adventure filled with humor, heart, and valuable life lessons. Whether you're a fan of emojis or simply looking for a fun family-friendly movie, this film is guaranteed to put a smile on your face. Embrace the ____ craze and dive into this imaginative and really good cinematic experience. (I gooned writing this)
What is the Emoji Movie?
The What is? Game show
What is Jeopardy fun times?
What are you supposed to raise?
What is your Ya Ya Ya
This author is presumbedly gay, altough our conservative school still simps over him
Who is William Shakespeare?
What caused this team to be trade away a goalkeeper for some farm players? Money.
Who are the Las Vegas Golden Knights
The Most bestest greatest pixar sequal of all time
Wanna Smash Bro?
What is the only correct response to someone booting up super smash brothers
This hit television show all about critiquing greed, and yet Netflix decided to bring back more with a horrible dub, providing a classic line
What is Squid Game
(IVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE)
Would you go to a diddy party?
Yes