Fellow Citizens
A man who only exists to break the 4th wall and to use repeating command blocks to spawn too many withers.
Who is BobbleCube?
A place where the customer gets help from the employee for life.
What is Target?
That one block that everyone needs but no one wants. It covers (almost) everything untouched.
What is dirt?
It was filmed in its entirety, but no one wanted to edit it.
What is Directors' commentary on Minecraft Spongebob Ketamine?
This man shows up everywhere a certain actor is too lazy to make a new skin for. His life is in shambles but he refuses to show it.
Who is Dave? (Something along the lines of "single dad" is also acceptable.)
Despite only having food displayed in its aisles, it sells practically everything you can think of.
What is the Super Market?
Ron will always fail in this regard.
What is satisfying Glinda?
A video that has been in production for over a year now, but has definitely lost steam and might never be finished.
What is a New Hope parody?
He constantly talked about his experiences and flirted with women, but in the one video he shows up in, he only sleeps with guys.
Who is Nigel?
Employer of powerful beings and pathetic scrubs alike, this location truly doesn't have discriminatory hiring practices.
What is that unnamed corner store?
It's basically unavoidable in the sense that none of the BobbleCrew can resist doing it. We've named a video after this.
What is breaking the 4th wall?
Something DeathIsMortal constantly pushes, but everyone else ruins with overpowered status effects because they think the plot is more important.
What is realistic combat?
This side character has possibly the funniest accent and scariest sexual preferences.
Who is Genie?
A structure that you sometimes see in the background, but has only been used once. It doesn't really accomplish what you would assume it should.
What is the bridge?
An event that takes place once a decade. It's incredibly important but no one knows why.
What is the Blood Moon Harvest?
It's been "successfully" pulled off twice now. The victim doesn't care. It may be impossible to permanently achieve.
What is killing Dan?
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
Who is Chief Warden Bonk?
Simultaneously over-used and under-utilized, this has seen a lot of important people over the course of its life.
What is the hospital?
Something completely ignored unless the plot demands it be acknowledged.
What is fall damage?
The whole of BobbleCrew is attempting this. They have been for years.
What is making funny content?