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What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?
A potato.
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
Your left hand.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
How far can you walk into the woods?
Halfway. After that, you’re walking out.
What belongs to you but is used by everyone you meet?
Your name.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
It let out a little wine!
What building has the most stories?
A library.
What must be broken before you can use it?
Egg.
Crafted in an ancient city, I am a testament to love and beauty, now found in a city of lights.
The Venus de Milo statue in Paris.
I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?
Popcorn
What do you lose the moment you share it?
A secret.
I have cities, but no houses. I have forests but no trees. I have water but no fish. What am I?
A map.
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footprints.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What has branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves?
A bank.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
King of the sea!
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?
A stamp.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on the cob.
What has a heart that doesn't beat?
A artichoke.
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!