Questionable Intelligence
What is 12?
This workplace acronym means 'out of office' sometimes the only time people respect your calendar.
What is OOO?
This fictional regional manager once declared bankruptcy by loudly yelling 'I declare bankruptcy!'
Who is Michael Scott?
This gives you hundreds of shows to watch yet at the same time nothing to watch.
What is a Streaming Service?
The apex predator of the ocean. The host also thinks this animal is just really cool.
What is an Orca? (Will also take: What are Killer Whales?)
A rooster lays an egg on a roof. This is the direction the egg rolls.
What is nowhere? (Roosters don't lay eggs.)
Keyboard shortcut responsible for approx. 90% of all communication.
What is Ctrl+C/ Ctrl+V?
This 2004 comedy made the phrase 'On Wednesdays we wear pink' a cultural institution.
What is Mean Girls?
The best day of the week that only comes every two weeks.
What is Payday.
Outside of work, he (the host) voluntarily participates in a sport where people try to choke and break the joints of others, and considers it a fun hobby.
What is Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu?
If you pass the runner in second place this is your new position.
What is second place?
Appropriately asking someone if they actually read the email.
What is starting an email with 'per my last email'?
In SpongeBob Squarepants, this character lives under a rock, which is also an increasingly appealing lifestyle option.
Who is Patrick Star?
The one problem every driver complains about while actively helping create it.
What is Traffic?
The most common cause of death due to over exposure to dihydrogen monoxide. Luckily the host is chronically underexposed.
What is Drowning?
A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 run away to become movie stars after getting their big break, how many sheep are left?
What is 9 sheep?
This Excel function searches a table for matching data and has caused countless analysts emotional distress.
What is VLOOKUP? (Accepts XLOOKUP)
This reality show features contestants finding love while unable to see each other, which is apparently still more successful than dating apps.
What is Love is Blind?
The sense of regret, anxiety, or guilt that follows a purchase. Usually after a weekend out, online shopping spree, or generally when you notice money has magically disappeared.
What is buyers remorse? (Will also take: What is financial regret?)
Name for the Penalty Box in Rugby. A place the host surprisingly did not spend a lot of time in.
What is the Sin Bin?
Before the discovery of Mount Everest, what was the tallest mountain in the world?
What is Mount Everest?
This calendar setting tells coworkers you're unavailable, which some take as a personal challenge.
What is Busy?
New, trendy, and possibly concerning hobby adults do in groups or solo to pass time, usually involves scrolling social media, a bed or a couch.
What is rotting? (Will accept bed rotting or couch rotting)
This annual government process involves the government asking to see if you know how much money you owe them, when they also know how much money you owe them, this is some sort of honesty test or something I haven't figured it out yet.
What is filling/ paying taxes?
This is what happens when the host opens a CSV file with 47 columns named Unnamed after his code has been failing repeatedly.
What is a mental breakdown?