DUI
Penal Code Section
WRONG - It's a Vehicle Code
If Jen throws something at Justine but it does not hit her....
Assault (240)
OLG
One Legged Stance
Sasha's favorite jury instruction, which also happens to be her bday!
224 - If there are two reasonable interpretations, one pointing to innocence and one pointing to guilt, you MUST adopt the one pointing to innocence
Name the 3 people that can issue a subpoena
DA/Inv
PD/Inv
Magistrate
If you have a few drinks of alcohol and decide to drive this is the correct section
23152 (a) or (b)
Spitting camels could be charged with this
Battery (242)
PAS
Preliminary Alcohol Screening
Name 3 different standards of proof under the law
1. Reasonable Doubt
2. Clear and Convincing
3. Preponderance
4. Probable Cause
5. Reasonable Suspicion
Speak some latin and tell me what SDT means
"You shall bring with"
Per Se Limit
.08
The type of DV that leaves a mark but no corporal injury
243(e)(1)
WAT
Walk and Turn
Running away, hiding or attempting to prevent someone from testifying could be considered under this jury instruction
Consciousness of Guilt
Consumer me what? When are they required?
NEVER in criminal land
If you had a Goooood time, it's because this was found in your system
23152 (g) - Alcohol AND Drugs
Corporal Injury DV and we move up to this section
273.5 P.C.
MR
Modified Romberg
If your client never admitted to the crime but was confronted about his accusation by his neighbor and did not deny it, this jury instruction may come into play
Adoptive Admission
OSC
Order to show cause when records are not complied with
If you were Fuuuuu----ed up it is ...
23152(f) - Drugs
Wobble me this, wobble me that: Misdo or Felony. Is there any of this _ _ _ to see.
GBI - Great Bodily Injury
HGN
Horizontal Gaze Nystagmus
Watch and stalk your jurors because if they pretend to do your job this jury instruction covers it
201 - Do not investigate
Do not use the Internet (, a dictionary/[, or <insert other relevant source of information or means of communication>]) in any way in connection with this case, either on your own or as a group. Do not investigate the facts or the law or do any research regarding this case, either on your own, or as a group. Do not conduct any tests or experiments, or visit the scene of any event involved in this case. If you happen to pass by the scene, do not stop or investigate.
1331.5 - this is important when
Placing a witness on call