Funny
What did addition say to subtraction when they discovered each other on Facebook?
What is add me?
There are usually 52 of me, with queens, kings and a princes a few. People use me to play games, magic and gamble too. What am I?
What is playing cards?
Sweet, sour, tart, and sugary, you can see me in every store and in every pantry. What am I?
What is Candy?
I go up and I go down, I am blazing and hot. If you look right at me, your eyes will wish you had not. What am I?
What is the Sun?
If you multiply this number by any other number, the answer will always be the same. What number is this?
What is zero?
This shotgun does 77 damage to the body while doing 225 damage to the head
What is the pump shotgun?
I can be scary, I can be entertaining, I cover my face so it will be impossible for you to recognize me and I create animals from plastic. Who am I?
What is a clown?
White, dark, round, square, big or small, I am seen on Valentine’s Day, and loved by all. What am I?
What is Chocolate?
The snowman needs me for him to be complete, I am a rabbit’s favorite food and if you put me in a cake, I’m sure I’ll taste real good. What am I?
What is a Carrot?
A little boy goes shopping and purchases 12 tomatoes. On the way home, all but 9 get mushed and ruined. How many tomatoes are left in a good condition?
What is nine?
The name of Fortnite Story Mode
What is Save the World?
If a yellow brick road is yellow, Blue from Blue’s Clues is blue and the White House is white, then what color is a greenhouse?
What is none? (it's transparent)
This comes in many shapes, many colors and many sizes and is where you write someone your true feelings. It is, however, almost always flat.
What is Valentine’s Day card?
What 5 letter word becomes larger when you add a letter onto it?
Was is Large?
If you buy a rooster for the purpose of laying eggs and you expect to get three eggs each day for breakfast, how many eggs will you have after three weeks?
What is zero?
The month Creative mode was lauched
What is December?
I can laugh, I can cry, I can be the flying hero in the sky, I can be the devil, I can be be a saint, I can do just about anything what you want me to be and I still get paid. Who am I?
What is an actor/actress?
In a vase, garden, pot or field, these are the homes of this Valentine’s day symbol that comes in many different colors such as red, pink, white, yellow and orange.
What is Roses?
People drink me every morning all over the world. I come from a bean and help people wake up. What am I?
What is Coffee?
A cell phone and phone case cost $110 in total. The cell phone costs $100 more than the phone case. How much was the cell phone?
What is 105?
I am American, I am also Singaporean, Australian and Hong Kongese. I am greatly valued by the people of all these countries plus more. Every day I am traded all over the world. What am I?
What is the dollar?
I purposefully give you problems yet I can also help you solve your problems, I give you instructions and guide yet I criticize you and point out your mistakes as well. I may know numbers, I may know how to sing or dance and anything in between. Who am I?
What is a Teacher?
You give it to your daddy, you give to your mommy, you give it to your sister and your brother and even give it to Fido and Lassie. If they give it back to you, then you both have one. You also have an unlimited supply. What is it?
What is Kisses?
I am known to be shorter than all my pals and every 4 years in the calendar I change just a bit and throw everyone off. What am I?
What is february?
If four men can build four tables in four hours, how many tables can eight men build in eight hours?
What is 16 tables?