American Road Trip
Quote in the Throat
All the World's A Stage
Lackluster Lyrics
Eat My Shorts
100

At the northernmost point in our travels, we found ourselves on the beaches of this Great Lake.

What is Lake Ontario?

100

She said: "Catch me chillin with my favorite clownfish & baby turtle this Wednesday through Sunday."

Who is Lana?

100
We missed 100% of load-in at this alligator state venue.

What is Florida Theatre?

100

Two rodents claim this season to bring amazing effects.

What is spring?

100

There are no owls, but plenty of wings to be found at this notorious franchise.

What is Hooters?

300
Home of known racist and butter-fanatic Paula Deen, our afternoon in this city showcased Spanish moss, po' boys, and antebellum architecture.

What is Savannah, Georgia?

300

She said: "Sun is shining, air is getting cooler, it's November in the Greenbrier Hills."

Who is Liz?

300

Our first performance in an actual theatre took place at the Carolina Theatre of this Research Triangle city.

What is Durham?

300

This profound, bottomless sorcery began at the dawn of time and has a song named after it.

What is "Deep Magic?"

300

This Starbucks breakfast item brought mediocrity to our mornings while showcasing three ingredients.

What is a spinach, feta, and egg white wrap?

500

There's nothing glamorous about this bleak Florida town.

What is Hollywood, Florida?

500

He said: "#fbf to that time I married my sister. What an amazing weekend!"

Who is Jason Blitman?
500

Our only three show day occurred in Mt. Airy, North Carolina at a venue named for this popular 1960s sitcom star.

Who is Andy Griffith?

500

The recorded performance of this lyric induces the response: "There goes Peter."

What is "or maybe not so far away at all"?

500

This aptly named drinking establishment is known for it's discounted domestic pitchers.

What is Lion's Head Tavern?

800

In 1902 Father built a house at the crest of the Brodview Avenue hill in this Westchester town, also the site of one of our very last school performances.

What is New Rochelle, New York?

800

He said: "I know that smell...it’s the smell of BULLSHIT."

Who is Travis Greisler?

800

This meager venue welcomed affluence but rejected diapers in or around their cafe.

What is the Greenwich Library?

800

Through song, Aslan suggests that Edmund take this approach to making amends. It's also a Pixar film.

What is "inside out"?

800

You might call me an ignorant fool, but there's nothing stupid about this Lexington, Kentucky gastropub.

What is The Village Idiot?

1000

After a hearty sandwich at Zingerman's in Ann Arbor, Michigan, we hit the street to take in this narrow installation of poetry and art.

What is Graffiti Alley?

1000

She said: "I am not Jewish."

Amanda-Mae Goodridge

1000

You won't find anyone grinding vegetable fibers and wood pulp here! You might find our only autism friendly performance, though.

What is Paper Mill Playhouse?

1000

"Murder Today" saw the White Witch giving orders to vampires, demons, sprites, and these female Irish wailers who warn of death.

What are banshees?

1000

This alliterative pizza chain is America's 11th largest, and it cured our munchies in Saginaw, Michigan.

What is Hungry Howie's?

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