GIRL, YOU BASIC
FAMILY DRAFT
EX GRAVEYARD
BEHIND CLOSED DOORS
RESTING BITCH FACE
100
This was Nicole's superstar sport in high school.
What is Tennis
100
Nicole and her mom prank-scare each other with a life-size replica of this animal.
What is a Rat
100
After a long night of drinking, Nicole and this ex explored the *rear* and had a real *shitty* time. 
Who is Kellen
100
This was the location where Eric proposed to Nicole.
What is their Backyard
100
This time of day is not Nicole's best daypart.
What is Morning
200
This was the name of Nicole’s infamous car(s).
What is Ninster
200
As a kid, Nicole’s dad took her to the pet store where Nicole picked out her next pet, a big white rat, and named her this.
What is Beth
200
After spending the night, this ex left money on the nightstand for Nicole.
Who is Lee Hillman
200
Her roommates always knew when Eric was spending the night because they saw these in the apartment.
What is his Vans / shoes
200
Nicole’s first studio apartment on Roscoe was infested with these.
What is Mice or Horseflies
300
The seemingly secret code Nicole used in high school, “En Retardé Soirée” means this in English.
What is Late Night Party
300
This was the “chaperone” during one of Nicole’s high school house parties, who was found taking jello shots and dancing on the kitchen table.
Who is Michelle, her older sister
300
This piercing on a college hookup gave Nicole a nasty allergic reaction.
What is a Tongue Ring
300
Who takes up the most space in their bed?
Who is Bailey
300
After a night out drinking Nicole woke up in the morning with a black eye, and a rumor that a big black guy hit her, but she really got it from this.
What is a Bar Velvet-Rope Pole Fell on Her Face
400
This article of clothing is Nicole’s prop of choice for festivals, but also often sported on Halloween.
What is a Cape
400
Eric’s mom lovingly named their couch in Denver this.
What is Flip and Fuck
400
This Australian dancer gentlemen entertained Nicole (and friends) for a full summer.
Who is the Chippendale
400
Name one of Eric’s old man ailments.
What is Gout, Cataracts, Tennis Elbow
400
Nicole’s car broke down in this unfortunate place, perhaps suggesting a diet was in order.
What is the McDonald's Drive-Thru
500
Nicole has an irrational fear of this life-like item.
What is Mannequins
500
This pseudo family member did modeling work for a magazine when they were younger.
Who is Bailey
500
This very large, club-promoting guy from the past was Nic’s first chocolate experience.
Who is Marvin
500
Eric wrote this Kinetix song for Nicole.
What is Big Screen
500
After being followed and mugged after working at the bar, Nicole yelled this as the assailants fled.
What is Merry Christmas!
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