Clinical Cases
Logic & Riddles
Anatomy
KazMSA & Student Life
Funny Physiology
100
A patient has fever, cough, and crackles in the lungs. Most likely diagnosis?
What is pneumonia?
100
What has to be broken before you can use it?
What is an egg?
100
The bone that is the longest in the human body.
What is the femur?
100
The thing students want the most but never have enough of.
What is sleep?
100
This tiny bone is the smallest in the human body.
What is the stapes?
200
A child presents with a “barking cough”. 
What is croup?
200
I’m tall when I'm young and short when I’m old.
What is a candle?
200
The heart chamber that pumps blood into the systemic circulation.
What is the left ventricle?
200
This happens when a professor says “short lecture”.
What is a 2-hour presentation?
200
This body part keeps growing your entire life — even when you don’t want it to.
What are ears or the nose?
300
Severe chest pain spreading to the left arm is typical for this emergency.
What is myocardial infarction?
300
You see me once in June, twice in November, but not at all in May.
What is the letter “e”?
300
The nerve that passes through the carpal tunnel.
What is the median nerve?
300
KazMSA’s exchange program for clinical practice.
What is SCOPE?
300
The muscle that works hardest 24/7, even when you're sleeping.
What is the heart?
400
Prolonged vomiting leads to this type of acid-base imbalance.
What is metabolic alkalosis?
400
I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, and water but no fish.
What is a map?
400
This artery is the main blood supply to the brain.
What is the internal carotid artery?
400
The item that disappears the fastest during any student event.
What is free food?
400
Your brain uses this percentage of your daily oxygen supply.
What is 20%?
500
A patient has fatigue, pale skin, and low hemoglobin.
What is anemia?
500
The more you take, the more you leave behind.
What are footsteps?
500
The ligament that prevents anterior displacement of the tibia.
What is the ACL (anterior cruciate ligament)?
500
A sentence every medical student says right before exams
What is ,, Im not ready ,, ?
500
You do this about 20,000 times a day without noticing.
What is breathing?