Medical Chemistry / Biochemistry
The universal energy currency of the cell.
What is ATP?
The “organ” that suddenly stops working during exams.
What is the brain?
A structure that carries oxygen but has no nucleus.
What is an erythrocyte?
This beverage becomes a medical student’s “IV fluid” during exam week.
What is coffee?
The real reason students attend KazMSA events.
What is ,,Not being kicked out,, ?
The vitamin required for collagen hydroxylation.
What is Vitamin C?
The most-used drug in student clinics
What is ibuprofen?
This organ can regenerate up to 70% of its mass.
What is the liver?
The number of hours of sleep med students claim they get.
What is 8 hours? (Actual: 3–5)
The invisible force that attracts students to SCOPE exchanges.
What is “I want to go abroad?”
This cycle occurs in mitochondria and produces NADH, FADH₂, and GTP.
What is the Krebs (TCA) cycle?
This “condition” affects every med student right before finals.
What is acute procrastination syndrome?
A riddle:
“I don’t have a brain but control yours.”
What is the heart?
The most frequently used medical term by 2nd-year students
What is “I’m gonna fail”?
The only thing harder than studying anatomy
What is finding volunteers for any KazMSA event?
The enzyme that converts pyruvate to acetyl-CoA.
What is pyruvate dehydrogenase?
The universal differential diagnosis for any symptom according to Google.
What is cancer?
Two hormones that rise during stress and fear.
What are cortisol and adrenaline?
The word that instantly raises every med student’s blood pressure.
What is “an exam”?
A KazMSA event cannot start without this.
What is ,, checking attendance?,,
The pathway that produces ribose-5-phosphate and NADPH.
What is the pentose phosphate pathway?
The most dangerous sign for a patient
What is “the medical students are here to practice”?
I am invisible, I help you diagnose diseases, and everyone fears me.
What is radiation? (X-ray)
The real reason why members dont visit events.
What is laziness?
The true universal language of KazMSA students worldwide.
What is “How much points do you have?”