If Samantha has two apples for her lunch break as a CPA and Collin offers her his orange, how many fruits does Samantha have to eat for lunch?
What is 3?
"Pete the Cat was walking down the street in his brand-new white shoes."
What is Pete the Cat?
October 23rd-November 21st, The Scorpion, Leonardo DiCaprio
What is Scorpio?
This fuzzy Mizzou mascot can be seen swinging his tail at Faurot Field and other events, such as the NCA National Mascot Championships (which he won in 2024)
Who is Truman the Tiger?
When I think of this group member I see Southeast Missouri State University across the Mississippi River in Cape Girardeau, a neighboring town to Jackson
Who is Sydney?
I'm late for work! Let me throw on my clear yellow tie on top of my clear blue tie to create this color when they overlap
What is green?
"In the great green room/There was a telephone/And a red balloon/And a picture of/The cow jumping over the moon"
What is Goodnight Moon?
July 23rd-August 22nd, The Lion, Queen Elizabeth I (also me!)
What is Leo?
A key piece of the Mizzou football team's offense, this running back rushed for over 1,600 yards during the 2025 season, with 300 coming from one game against Mississippi State
Who is Ahmad Hardy?
When I think of this group member I smell marijuana. A lot of it, actually, not because of them but because Colorado was one of the first states to decriminalize it
Who is Brooke?
To reward Carter's performance, his company XYZ Company threw a pizza party for him, cutting each eighth of the pizza into 8 new slices, creating this many slices
What is 64 slices?
"Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much."
What is Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone?
April 20th-May 20th, The Bull, Homer Simpson
What is Taurus?
Talk about fun police! Not only has this Mizzou president removed Stop Day while in office, he has also pushed for heavier fines to be introduced should anyone rush the field or storm the court
Who is Mun Choi?
When I think of this group member I taste lemon pepper chicken wings, popularized near their home city of Atlanta
Who is Arthur?
It is said that accountants wear many hats throughout their work day. If I wear 5 hats and get 100 compliments for the work day, this would be the average number of compliments I got per hat
What is 20?
"There was once a sweet little maid, much beloved by everybody, but most of all by her grandmother, who never knew how to make enough of her."
What is Little Red Riding Hood?
December 22nd-January 19th, The Goat, LeBron James
What is Capricorn?
Dennis Harper, after graduating from Mizzou in 1971 with an education degree, settled down downtown to found this sports bar, a direct competitor of Willie's
What is Harpo's?
When I think of this group member I reach out my hands and touch the many furry friends of the St. Louis Zoo, one of the top-rated zoos in the world for several years (My favorites are the pandas and giraffes)
Who is Liv?
Jack's boss threw his yearly salary of two quarters, two dimes, and four pennies totaling this amount at him as a quaint reminder that he sold his life away to a cold-hearted company and that he will never achieve his dreams of becoming a crossword constructor
What is 74 cents?
"'Help! A monster!' said Annie/'Yeah, sure,' said Jack. 'A real monster in Frog Creek, Pennsylvania.'"
What is The Magic Treehouse?
September 23rd-October 22nd, The Scales, Eminem
What is Libra?
The two limestone lion statues under the arch of the J-School were donated by the Mizzou-supported Chinese school of journalism, but before they were in CoMo they guarded a temple known to house the teachings of this Chinese philosopher
Who is Confucius?
When I think of this group member I hear the live honkytonk music coming from the famous Broadway street bars in Nashville, nicknamed 'Music City'
Who is Margo?