Nazkaban IRL
Now a famous tourist attraction in San Francisco, this former maximum-security prison allegedly has a "perfect no-successful-escape record", except for three inmates whose fates were still a mystery after their attempts.
Alcatraz
The ongoing conflict between Israel and Palestine over this geographical piece of land in the Middle East has lasted for 2 years and is still ongoing.
Gaza Strip
Jacob will surely make this E Son of Carlisle and Esme (foster) die as he worries about what haffen to Vella, vamfyr right?
Edward Cullen
This deciduous tree could be the "Watchful Tree", Hoenn's professor, or a milk brand.
Birch Tree
If only this tech powerhouse had said yes to Google's company sale in 1998 & 2002, they could've been celebrating for being the most used @ in e-mails--a trillion-dollar blunder, ngl.
Yahoo
This European city is the true Nazkaban IRL, as it houses the most infamous criminals known for their gravest crimes, like war crimes and crimes against humanity, that require "international" attention.
The Hague
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Enrique Iglesias
Famous in California for having a national park, the towering coast redwoods, under this genus, are known to grow up to over 3,000 years old, and at over 300 feet-- I guess trees love threes?
Sequioa
With two consecutive first-round picks in the 2009 NBA Draft, the Minnesota T-wolves should've Re-Yes-ed when they realized that this baby-faced assassin could've brought them four rings and, of course, a flurry of banger 3's.
Stephen Curry
Known as the "Bedlam", Bethlem Royal Hospital is this type of Nazkaban-esque institution in London, which is notorious for its cruel treatments such as cold-water immersion and purging.
Asylum
The Anglo-Zanzibar War in 1896 is the shortest conflict recorded in history, lasting for 38 minutes, with this powerhouse nation ultimately dethroning the Zanzibar sultanate.
United Kingdom
Dolphy may be regarded as PH's King of Comedy, but he's also known for his dramatic acting, like his role in Markova: Comfort Gay, where he got to act with his two E sons
(Note: I just need this real E son)
Eric Quizon
Dubbed as the "tree of death", the Manchineel tree bears highly toxic sap and small green fruit, which is also nicknamed the death "this fruit".
Death Apple
ADOR and the court had already said no to this recently controversial girl group due to alleged mistreatment, but it's not too late to Re-Yes, especially with the stardom they brought with the Bunnies.
NewJeans
This redundantly named PH Nazkaban in Muntinlupa is the more recent version of its Manila counterpart, and the haven of former inmates: Sen. Robin Padilla, and even the communist leader, Luis Taruc.
New Bilibid Prison
Considered as one of the most diplomatic endings in a war, the peaceful ending of the Spanish-American War resulted in Spain ceding colonial ownership to Puerto Rico, Guam, and the Philippines to the US, as they accorded to this agreement.
Treaty of Paris
Beating Robi Domingo, this 18-year-old PBB Teen Edition Plus Grand Winner has a short-lived showbiz stardom, with major roles in shows such as Katorse; he is now a Vice Governor in his hometown, Oriental Mindoro.
Ejay Falcon
Legend has it that this succulent tree, with a trunk that can grow really wide, was plucked by the devil and was returned to earth "upside down".
Baobab
A big "what-if-I-said-yes" moment for this Can't Get You Out of My Head Aussie popstar is rejecting the song Toxic, which Britney recorded, resulting to a Grammy.
Kylie Minogue
DAILY DOUBLE
Though Azkaban is presented with dark shades in the background, IRL versions are now adapting this color in their walls and facade, as it induces a lower heart rate and reduces aggression.
Pink
One of the greatest wars in mythology, also referred to in a game, is this one from the Nordics--"the twilight of the gods"-- resulting in the destruction and rebirth of the world.
Ragnarok
This handsome son of Zeus is requested to be put to a forever slumber by the moon goddess, Selene, so he wouldn't age as the latter does her nightly visits--talk about some Greek kinks.
Endymion
Native to the islands of Yemen, this mythologically named tree "reaches up to the sky" with an umbrella-like crown and exposed branches, and bleeds crimson resin when cut.
[Socotra] Dragon's Blood Tree
The pharaoh could've Re-Yes-ed on Moses' "let my people go" speech, as he regretted experiencing the 10 Plagues that ultimately ended with this heavenly figure slaying the firstborns.
Angel of Death