Jokes
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go.
What was wrong with the tree’s car?
It wooden go.
What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile?
A Clock!
What do race car drivers eat for breakfast?
Fast Food.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
He was feeling crummy.
How does a tree get on the internet?
They log on.
If you don’t keep me, I’ll break. What am I?
A promise.
What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
BOO-BERRIES!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts!
What did the ground say to the earthquake?
YOU CRACK ME UP!!
What did the tree say to the bully?
Leaf me alone.
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name.
You can touch me, You can break me, You should win me if you want to be mine. What am I?
A Heart.
What do you call a confused bee?
Why do you never shower with a Pokémon?
Because he’ll pikachu.
What’s a tree’s favorite drink?
Root beer.
I am so simple that I can only point, yet I guide people all over the world.
Compass.
I have a little house in which I live all alone. It has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall. What am I?
A chick in an egg.
What do you call a stack of kitties?
A Meowntain!
What kind of pants does super mario wear?
Denim denim denim.
What’s a tree’s favorite subject in school?
Geometree.
What has keys but can't open locks?
A Piano.
A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays two days then leaves on a Saturday. How can this be?
His horses name is Friday.
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh