This profession predates humanity piledriving tombstones into the ground to mark graves. You could say all dead men appreciated them taking it upon themselves. Rest in Pieces.
What is an Undertaker?
Hello darkness my old friend,
I’ve come to talk with you again,
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,
And the vision that was planted in my brain…
Still remains.
Within…this.
What is The Sound of Silence?
This bird of the southern hemisphere can't even fly...but it makes up for it by being able to swim. And apparently there aren't any at all living on Madagascar.
What is a Penguin?
Drake's equation is a probabilistic tool used to estimate if the human race will ever make contact with these. Not counting that one Sigourney Weaver met.
What are Aliens?
This alliterative semifinal refers to the last few teams remaining, usually most symbolic in NCAA college basketball tournaments.
What is the Final Four?
Wouldn't it have been great if this green "You won't like me if I'm angry" superhero was on that comedic TV show about Allied prisoners flummoxing the Nazis from within the POW camp? Well, let me tell you something brother!
Who is Hulk Hogan?
It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do.
I bless the rains down in…this.
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had.
What is Africa?
These lanky birds aren't born pink...but with a diet consisting entirely of brine shrimp and algae that are rich in carotenoids, their feathers become pink.
What are Flamingos?
Not just a banned Yu-Gi-Oh card that would clear the board, this kind of celestial body has so much gravitational pull that not even light can escape it...hence it's appearance and name.
What is a Black Hole?
In this horror series it's not a monster or killer that comes after the characters, but rather the universe itself after they narrowly avoid fate in the initial scenes. You can't cheat death!
What is Final Destination?
Nicholas Cage saves San Francisco from a group of rogue Marines who threatened to unleash nerve gas missiles on civilians from their base on Alcatraz in this movie. Do you smell what Sean Connery is cooking, Jabroni?
What is The Rock?
Hands,
Touching hands,
Reaching out,
Touching me,
Touching you.
(melody) This. Bah bah bah!
What is Sweet Caroline?
This heaviest bird in the world can stand as tall as 9 feet, and its egg can weigh as heavy as 3 lbs. That's a big omelet.
What is the Ostrich?
This moon of Saturn is unique in our solar system as it's the only one (like Earth) that has a full atmosphere, continents, mountains, and oceans full of stable liquid that evaporates, rains, and repeats. Just don't go attacking it.
What is Titan?
In this classic RPG, you play as a buster-sword wielding fighter who battles the one-winged-angel Sephiroth.
What is Final Fantasy VII?
Don't call the police just because this guy sent out a message in a bottle to Roxanne. And definitely don't tell that Desert Rose he was watching every breath she took. WOO!
Who is Sting?
When I find myself in times of trouble,
Mother Mary comes to me.
Speaking words of wisdom…
This.
And in my hour of darkness,
She is standing right in front of me.
Speaking words of wisdom...
This.
What is Let it Be?
Never quote this bird...even if they've won 2 super bowls out of Baltimore. Edgar Allan Poe knew what was up.
What is a Raven?
DAILY DOUBLE
DAILY DOUBLE
This 80s one-hit wonder by Swedish rock band Europe featured an iconic intro played on a Synthesizer keyboard. "3...2...1..."
What is the Final Countdown?
This ancient city in Israel is claimed to be the oldest in the world, thanks in part to copious water springs in the area, but also due to the oldest defensive fortification surrounding any such settlement ever recorded. It lasted until the Israelites came along. Break the walls down!
What is Jericho?
I this myself today.
To see if I still feel.
I focus on the pain.
The only thing that’s real.
What is Hurt?
This black bird, and messenger in the Game of Thrones, is surprisingly smart...though it's a little unnerving that a group of them is called a murder.
What is a Crow?
The shapes of galaxies are determined by gravitational pull, usually centered around the masses at the galaxy core. However, the greatest impact on these gravitational interactions is from this hypothetical shadowy matter that although we haven't observed, mathematically we know it must exist.
What is Dark Matter?
This movie trope and character refers to how many horror/slasher movies very often end with one last person confronting the villain or monster by themselves, and are often the voice/teller of the story in the first place.
What is the Final Girl?