Quotes
This girl I knew in high school got married to her step-brother last week.
Josie
Doug please find me a Jewish girl.
Ritij
What is my middle name.
Local elf terrorizes Savannah suburb.
EmilieAnne
Your point stands but it’s a bad one.
Jake
I need to apply more minoxidil.
Doug
On average per month, how many times am I late to school.
Girl who swears she's never been to india, hitchhikes to ATL.
Liz
I mean if I was offered him on a plate, would I take him, yeah.
Riana
Guys it would be my birthday if I was born today.
Char
Where did I live from age 3-11?
FARMville
Anjali
I’m the most ideal human
Ritizzler
Anyone do me a favor and take my mom to Rail tonight?
Lane
What does my dad do for work.
Brainwash america's youth (he's a professor)
Old man harasses students and colleagues.
Dr. Clark
Have yall ever had your crack roofied.
Charizard
Tig’s probation doesn’t allow him within 100 yards of children
Kogan
Have I ever been on a farm?
Local deaf man fulfills lifelong dream of running a marathon.
Jake