"Stay tuned, the day of reckoning will come."
"Papa" John Schnatter
Dr. Doofenshmirtz first name
Heinz
This era of the Early Middle Ages got its name because of the poor condition of education, the arts, and science
The Dark Ages
The most famous cryptid from this country has the nickname "Nessie"
Scotland
This is the process in which matter transforms directly from the solid phase of matter to the gaseous phase, without an intermediate liquid phase
Sublimation
"General Secretary Gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity... if you seek liberalization, come here to this gate. Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate. Mr. Gorbachev... tear down this wall!"
President Ronald Reagan
Po used this power to defeat Lord Shen in Kung Fu Panda 2
Inner Peace
It is believed that fireworks originated in China, having been created by an alchemist searching for this
Eternal Life
These famous bipedal creatures were caught on a security camera in Fresno, California
The Fresno Nightcrawlers
In August of this year, Pluto was downgraded to the status of "dwarf planet"
2006
"For what shall it profit a man, if he gain the whole world, and suffer the loss of his soul?"
Jesus Christ
This event, in which a noise was recorded on the ocean floor, was so loud that if it came from a creature, that creature would have had vocal cords three times the size of a Blue whale's
"The Bloop"
The tomb of Tutankhamun in the Valley of Kings was discovered in November of this year
1922
This cryptid is supposedly primate-like in appearance, and has a name comprised of two already-existing mammals
Skunk Ape
Newborn babies actually have approximately this many more bones than adults
100
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."
Confucius
The notorious physical trait of the Loch bloodline that Nolan's brother told him about on the beach
Big balls
Constantinople fell in 1453 after being besieged for 55 days by this Sultan of the Ottoman Empire
Mehmed II
This creature who has supposedly killed multiple people in Texas, is primarily said to reside around the Old Alton Bridge
The "Texas" Goatman, because idk if he's the only goatman out there
This branch of medicine is the study of the liver, gallbladder, biliary tree, and pancreas
Hepatology
"America in 2016 is on the path to becoming what Germany was in 1867."
"Papa" John Schnatter
Nolan's initial proposal for the name of his D&D campaign
Pantheon VIII (eight)
This man was a martyr and respected victim of the Boston Massacre, despite his mixed race
Crispus Attucks
Nephilim
This machine is the world's largest and highest-energy particle collider, and the largest machine in the world (that the government lets us know about!!)
The Large Hadron Collider