Phood
Phil inflicted second degree burns on himself after attempting to retrieve mozzarella sticks from the oven with hands "protected" with this common household item.
What is tin foil / what are oven mitts made of tin foil?
What is a towel?
Years before it changed its name to VRBO, Phil was still confused by the name of this rental management company when he referred to it as "Wow House" while in Nashville.
What is "Home Away"?
What is "a flannel shirt"?
Although he started in 2012, Phil hasn't still hasn't moved beyond season 3 of this show about a high school teacher gone rogue.
What is Breaking Bad?
Described as "like a moth to a flame", Phil will happily devour this fast food chain for any meal at any time.
What is Taco Bell?
What are bedsheets?
Despite complaining that it was cold during a blizzard, Phil refused to wear anything but this tropical apparel choice.
What are flip flops?
Apparently forgetting that he was in LA, Phil was punched in the jaw after cheering a little too loudly for this locally-beloved sports team.
Who are the Boston Red Sox?
A test average of 57 and doodling in the free response question space didn't stop Phil from scoring a 4 (earning college credit) in this advanced high school course.
What is AP bio?
Phil claims that these are the most basic form of this common baked treat.
What are plain cookies?
Who is Dani / "Nashville Dani"?
Phil's phone must've been broken, preventing him from scrolling up and reading previous messages when he asked three times in a week whether this item was required for his soccer league.
What are shin guards?
Claiming he was simply "matching the flow of traffic", Phil hit this absurd speed after getting out from behind a slow driver while going up I-84 in Connecticut.
What is 100 mph?
The TSA's best efforts didn't stop Phil from (accidentally) bringing this common camping tool, which shares a name with a common middle school level book) on a plane with him.
What is a hatchet?
Phil was saved from nearly using this rich holiday beverage as a liquid for his mac & cheese.
What is eggnog?
After a winter glove was left in a friend's car, Phil adopted this cute nickname for his then girlfriend.
Who is "Monster Hands"?
Chiming in with what he thought was a helpful remark, Phil added to a conversation about a dark room with this helpful "what if".
What is "what if people glowed"?
Though no one seems to be watching, that doesn't stop Phil from standing up and taking a bow whenever this chain movie theater business thanks their supporters.
What is AMC theaters?
After rushing to the airport to join his friends in Nashville, Phil was offered this tidy sum to wait until the following morning to fly out (missing almost none of the trip).
What is $1000?
After buying it from an amazon pop-up truck, Phil carried a piece of this seafood with him for three days before it made it back to his apartment, including leaving it outside a bar while he was inside.
What is swordfish?
Phil never "dated" this person, but was kind enough to nickname them after a famous Italian dictator.
Who is Silvia / "Benito" / "The Italian Stallion"?
What is "just joshing around"?
Despite his initial jubilation, Phil's excitement quickly evaporated upon realizing his basket didn't count after he bounced the ball off this basketball mechanism.
What is a shot clock?
Other than the one semester where his professor failed the entire class, Phil's academic prestige earned him placement on this mark of academic excellence in every semester of college.
What is a Dean's List?