FUNNY JOKES
PHILIPPINES
MONTREAL
MOVIES
100

What do we call it when we "buy food"?

Execute

100

What is the capital of the Philippines?

Manila

100

What is the busiest metro station?

Berri-UQAM

100

What is the most viewed movie of all time?

Avatar

200

Alex: What would Junjun and Jc put in Macmac's coke at Fulam?

Jun: What got stolen at Benny swimming pool?

Jc: Who was shining his shoe and where?

Alex: Soy Sauce

Jun: Jc's shoes

Jc: The racaille cook in Dragon D'or in the buffet area

200

What is the name of the filipino restaurant that replaced my driving school?

Morena

200
What is Montreal's population?

(1.2 million, 2.6 million or 3.7 million)

3.7 million

200

Name one of the highest-paid actresses in 2021?

Jennifer Lawrence, Angelina Jolie, Emma Watson, Scarlett Johansson, Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Aniston and more


300

Jun: What is the name of Jc's enemy/twin?

Jc: What is the name of Alex's stuffed animal?

Alex: Who has a bad behaviour?

Jun: Batouchan

Jc: Humphrey

Alex: Pooja from India PBB (pooja what is this behaviour)

300

What is the most active volcano in the Philippines right now?

Taal Volcano

300
Name three current municipal politicians in Montreal?

Lionel Perez, Denis Coderre, Gracia Katahwa, Valerie Plante, Victor Armony, Jeremie Alarco, Balarama Holness, Stephanie Valenzuela

300

Who was the highest paid actor in 2021? 

Who beat Dwayne Johnson in the list of highest paid actor in 2021? (Extra 300 points)

Dwayne Johnson (The rock)

Bonus Question: Daniel Craig aka James Bond

400

What is our most famous password?

Casanova50

400

How many provinces are there in the Philippines?

17 regions, 81 PROVINCES

400

Who founded Montreal (200 points) and what year? (200 points)

Paul de Chomedey de Maisonneuve in 1642

400

What is the name of the actress/singer who voices Elsa in the movie Frozen and sings the famous song: Let it go?

Idina Menzel

500

Alex: What was the most funniest activity we did in Toronto?

Jun: What did Jc's dentist want to add to the toy chest?

Jc: What is the name of the song we would play while we're in the ocean in GTA 5 OR What's her name?

Alex: Cherry Picking.

Jun: Lip Balm.

Jc: Shark in the water by VV Brown.

500

Which of the following individuals was the longest serving filipino president? (Rodrigo Duterte, Fidel V. Ramos, Ferdinand Marcos or Ninoy Aquino

Ferdinand Marcos (1965-1986)

500

How many vehicles (metro trains) does the STM have?

909 trains

500

Easiest question for 500 points!!!

Where is NICK FURY IN MONTREAL?

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