Riddles
What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
A jailer works in prison.
2 + 2?
4.
What do you say in response to "Hi"
Hi
Why did the light not shine?
There was no bulb.
How to yell quietly?
Yellow
What kind of band never plays music?
A really stupid band.
What couples are usually the happiest?
The ones with 2 people.
What goes in a box?
Your belongings
Funny mic?
Loud
If you watch an Apple store get robbed, what are you?
It stalks the countryside with ears that can’t hear. What is it?
A deaf cowboy.
Does this dress make me look fat?
Dresses don't alter size.
Hey guys uhh how do you burn water
By boiling it silly
Xbox or PlayStation
This war is way too stupid.
What do you call a broken can opener?
A can't opener
What has many teeth, but can’t bite?
Someone with a broken jaw.
What do you do with a deck of cards?
Play a card game.
Yes
Nintendo Switch Flavors?
Strawberry and Blueberry
What did the photon say to the front desk when asked about luggage?
I'm travelling light
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap?
He's dead.
Where does smoke come from?
The cause of the smoke
Do you hate me?
I hate turtles.
Air conditioning, cold?
Freezing, turn it off!
What are straws for?
Suckers