I wasn't being serious...
JK
Rusted from a chemical point of view
Oxidized
Stuffed animal attacked by bats at a party (6)
Pinata
A lingerie chain known for its "Angels" that picks names at random to give Christmas presents
Victoria's Secret Santa
You can get a Whopper Jr. there
BK
As a slang term it can refer to your sweetheart: as a verb it means to press together
Squeeze
This masked man is always at home in Dodger Stadium (6)
Umpire
Elusive Scottish lake critter that doubles as a large 4-wheeled car-crushing pickup
Loch Ness Monster Truck
2013 Norris Trophy winner
PK
Posed a series of oral or written questions
Quizzed
A touching scene at airport security (7)
Patdown
1998 No. 1 hit by Brittney Spears used to visit the future
Hit me baby one more time machine
Canada Post says to put this abbreviation on your postcard to your friend in Moose Jaw
SK
Synonym for a pancake
Flapjack
Make-up artist (4)
Liar
American Bookseller made up of argon, neon, xenon, helium or radon
Barnes & Noble Gases
"Today I didn't even have to use my" this, so "it was a good day" for Ice Cube
AK
DAILY DOUBLE
It's the day on which the sun crosses the celestial equator
HIJKLMNO (5)
Water
A separate price for each dish on the menu is granted another French term for unconditional authority
A la carte blanche