I have to be broken before you use me. What am I?
An egg
What is half of two plus two?
Three
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes
What shape has 6 sides?
Hexagon
It looks green, it opens red. What you eat is red, but what you spit out is black.
Watermelon
If there are three apples and you take two away, how many apples do you have?
Two apples
Take of my skin, I won't cry, but you will. What am I?
Onion
What shape has 5 sides?
Pentagon
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it's too heavy to lift.
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Once, because after you subtract 5 it's not 25 anymore.
During what month do people sleep the least?
February, it's the shortest month
What shape has 7 sides?
Haptagon
What is the wealthiest nut?
CASHew
Farmer Brown came to town with some watermelons. He sold half of them plus half a melon. He found that he had one melon left. How many melons did he bring to town?
Three Melons
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner
What shape has 9 sides?
Enneagon
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Rabbits don't wear glasses.
How can you take 2 from 5 and leave 4?
F I V E
Remove the 2 letter F and E from five and you will have IV.
They are twin sisters, same height. They work in the kitchen, arm in arm. Whatever is cooked, they always try it first.
Chopsticks
What shape has 16 sides?
Hexadecagon