Famous First Lines
Two households both alike in dignity, in fair Verona, where we lay our scene
Romeo and Juliet
The book version of this game utilized flamingos and hedgehogs
croquet
A helicopter was the unforgettable set piece of this musical, which opened in 1991
Miss Saigon
This Michael Schur show begins with the written words "Welcome, everything is fine"
The good place
This person was murdered on the "ides of march"
Julius Caesar
There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it
The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
Aniken skywalker was the first ever human to win this fictional sport
podracing
This popular historical musical actually caused a change in government policy
Hamilton
In parks and rec, this miniature pony is beloved by the whole town
Lil sebastian
This person was acquitted of the infamous ax murders she is still known for
Lizzie Bordan
Happy families are all alike. Every unhappy family is unhappy in it's own way
Anna Karenina
This fictional sport features a quaffle, bludgers, and the snitch
Quiddich
This verdant musical villain gets redemption in her own musical adaptation of a book by Gregory Maguire
Elphaba (or Wicked)
This Michael schur show features traditions such as "the halloween heist" and "the jimmy jab games"
Brooklyn 99
While more famous for it's historical usage, the last execution with this killing machine was actually in 1977
guillotine
It was a bright cold day in April and the clocks were striking 13
1984
this fictional game is fun for the spectators only, not the participants in a battle royale death match with mandatory participation
The hunger games
This modern musical is a retelling of the story of Hades and Persephone
Hadestown
While better known for his producing, Michael Schure did give life to this beat farming character in "the office"
Mose
Prague is known for a series of political killings by defenestration. What does this mean?
thrown out a window
Last night, I dreamt I went to manderly again
Rebecca
This sport named after it's inventor has constantly changing rules, any player is allowed to declare new rules at any time, penalties designed to embarrass the other player, no one can question the masks, and one notable win from an unexpected character with the "Babysitter flag"
Calvinball
This musical tells the story of two american tourists who stumble into a Scottish town that appears only one day every hundred years
Brigadoon
Michael schur is apparently not a fan of this food, which is criticized in both "the good place" and "Parks and rec" as "something everyone thinks they like, but is really kind of a bummer"
frozen yogurt
the kidnapping and death of this famous american's son led to federal jurisdiction in kidnapping cases, authorization of the death sentence for kidnappers who's victims were injured, and is believed to have partially inspired the novel "murder on the orient express"
Charles Lindburg