Alternate Career
Professional Athlete
Will
Diet coke and lemonade
Kaden
What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance?
A late night
Squid Ink
Mallory
Allegri Farm Market
Evan
Jessica
Fries and blue cheese
Laura
Why don't skunks have to pay taxes?
Because they only have one scent
Taco Mama
Evan
Making snow cones
Jordynne
Food blogger/recipe developer
Samantha
Pickles and Coke (not cocaine)
Jordynne
How many accountants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
As many as it took last year.
San Miguel
Kaden
Waitress
Alison
Biologist
Alison
a little piece of bbq chicken, green bean juice, and a roasted potato all in one bite
Mallory
How does Santa value his sleigh?
Net present value
Debris
Tate
Umpire little league baseball and softball
Will
Interior Design/Hair Stylist
Lindsey
Steak and Sour Cream
Jessica
Best Christmas song?
Gloria in Excel Sheets Deo! 🎶
Chuck's Fish
Samantha
Paper Mill
Tate