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With an impressive 5 connections, 9 profile views, and 5 search appearances, this delightfully handsome devil is looking to bring a toxic culture to LinkedIn
Beach
The older one
Samriddhi
What famous astronomical achievement occurred in the year 1969
The moon landing
In one of my all-time favourite memes, a child is coerced to sing and dance by a meerkat and pig minutes after his father dies
The Lion King
It's like Vietnam, China, and Lebanon had a baby. Half the people are arguing in a language you don’t understand, and the other half are spitting on the ground like it's a competitive sport. First place you think of when someone says "the Western suburbs"
Bankstown
No posts, no profile picture, no job, no worries! This still "second year student" has been able to amass 105 followers
Samriddhi Pant
Named after one of the Simpson children, this clean, strawberry smelling cutie has been a staple at 11 Scotney Road
Lisa
This famous music festival held in 1969 became a symbol of peace, love, and counterculture.
Woodstock
A morbidly obese man whose desperate attempts to reconnect with his estranged daughter left audiences (especially Nick) devastated.
Rainbow flags, loud music, and a constant vibe of ‘look at me, I’m creative. It’s small, chaotic, and every cafe has an ironic latte.
Enmore
This slick consultant (sporting a Donald Trump red power tie), spent 6 months as a sports writer at Optus Sport. Congrats on the promotion BTW!
Shanith Da Mel
The twins' star sign
Libra
This Canadian rock singer released the hit single “Summer of ’69” in 1984
Bryan Adams
This 2000 film shows four characters destroyed by addiction — culminating in a montage of a mother undergoing electroshock, a son losing his arm, and two lovers torn apart
Requeim for a dream
Half of it’s office towers, half of it’s traffic lights, and the rest is just confused pigeons. You’ve got Westfield swallowing entire streets, the courthouse pretending it matters, and people sprinting to trains they’ll still miss. Somehow it’s meant to be historic, but mostly it’s just loud, grey, and exhausting.”
Parramatta
Although not on LinkedIn, his namesake happens to be a Senior Project Engineer, Behaviour Therapist, and even a Head of Operations
Nicholas Robson
The Rocky Horror character Samriddhi dressed up as
Janet
The only nation with a population of 69 million people they left the European Union in 2020 after a 2016 referendum.
United Kingdom
The film’s title refers to the nation being reduced “below zero” — zero being the devastation from this historical event.
Godzilla Minus 1
Everyone has a surfboard, but half of them can’t even paddle properly. The beach is nice, the cafes are expensive, and somehow the seagulls act like they own the place. Parking? Forget it. You’ll spend more time circling than actually on the sand.
Cronulla
Not with us today, this Avalonger is supposedly "Passionate about various sports, getting lost in a good book, and feeling the music", I don't know about 2 of those.....
Sophia
What area of Nepal are the twins from
Lalitpur
The international calling code +69 is shared by this cyclone-prone Pacific island nation.
The film opens with nearly ten minutes of silent storytelling, using only visual cues and music to convey decades of life, love, and loss, leaving many a tear in the crowd
What is UP
The train station is bigger than half the suburb, and everyone’s either running for it or pretending they don’t care. The streets are lined with dumpling places and traffic jams that move slower than a Sunday sermon. Half the suburb feels like a posh suburb, the other half feels like China
Strathfield