Witches as Memes
Iconic Images
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Who is Meredith?
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Bon appetit! Here, several Fleetwitches are seen tasting this dish, a popular order from Acme.
What are oyster shooters?
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Miss Goodwill Hunting, a now defunct thrifting blog, was once the passion project of this frugal femme.
Who is Meredith?
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Feed me! This is the Theta family founded by Emily Bockian.
What is the Snacks Family?
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Show stopper! This rockstar got the best seat in the house to Blake's wiz palace performance at Outside Lands.
Who is Lana Del Rey?
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When u finally purchase alcohol and experience ur first drunk Zoom call
Who is Emily?
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When your new city bestie leaves the new city :(
Who is Lauby?
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Emily is seen enjoying herself at this establishment, a Fleetwitches favorite.
What is Monroe
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Let me start by saying that your health is our priority here, and in order to keep germs from spreading, we have wiped this email with hospital grade disinfectants.
What is The Huddle?
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This animal was hit by a car promptly after some onlooking Thetas fawned over its beauty at Fall Retreat 2013.
What is a deer?
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Ouch! Meredith sustained this injury from this archiectural object during hour 17 of her Saturday night black out in New Orleans
What is a door frame?
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When ur a good kid but ur friends make u text the NOLA Uber driver for drugs
Who is Ashley?
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Who is Ashley and Meredith?
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This iconic image is from semi-formal, in the Fall of this year.
What is 2013?
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Love me a good ‘nola bowl 😋 if you’re not eating @kitehillfoods blissful yogurt, you’re doing it wrong.
Who is @whatemmyeats?
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Pun intended! This Theta alumni refuses to give up the bit in her Instagram captions.
Who is Kathryn Kovacevisalksdf (spelling)?
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Imagine her horror when Carol finds out Nicole has died from digital application of C17H21NO4, otherwise known as this.
What is cocaine of the mouth?
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When u volunteer, intern, and work for the same company or offshoot of said company for 8 years and they furlough u
Who is Nicole?
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Me: *doing yoga*
My ex sneaking into my Instagram Live:
Who is Mairin?
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It's date night for KAO! This forgettable film was eclipsed by the free popcorn. Hey! Who let Emily in front of a camera?
What is "That Awkward Moment"?
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What is @CPCswimwear
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Her first name is Julia, but this Theta's surname is a hybrid of texture, stature, and mammal, and it likely has bright pink hair.
Who is [Julia] Fuzzydwarflion?
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This witch earned a "THAT'S MY GIRL!!!!" from her father after sharing her ingenious smuggling strategy on Instagram.
Who is Ashley?
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When the entitled parents of ur students insist u make house calls to educate their children during a pandemic
Who is Erin?
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When ur tinder match leaves you on read and makes you feel like sh*t
Who is Blake?
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The uncropped version of this image, shared by our own @lmichelle123, features a couple chowing down on this Disneyland staple.
What are turkey legs?
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A Whole Lotta Trouble, Patriot, and Fascinated are just a few of this author's works. When she's not writing, she's Marisa's mom and goes by this pen name.
Who is Lea Hart?
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Zig a zig AH! EXEC HAS WORKED SO HARD and this Theta alumni wouldn't let us forget it.
Who is Shayna, Shaina, Sheighna? And she was a b*tch.
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🎶When the saints go marching in, and ur vom comes marching out 🎶 This Theta tossed her cookies on Halloween 2013.
Who is Lauby?
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When ur a debit card
Who is Ashley?