Great Scott
What screenplay written by Michael does Pam find in a drawer?
Threat Level Midnight
What is Dwight's middle name?
Kurt
In the first episode, what prank does Jim pull on Dwight?
Puts his stapler in jello
Bears, Beats, ...
...Battlestar Galactica
What is Andy known as on the internet by the final episode?
Baby Wawa
What is Michael's favorite restaurant?
Chili's
By the end of the show, Dwight ranks both above and below Jim in office seniority with two titles: Regional Manager and …
Assistant to the Assistant to the Regional Manager
According to Prison Mike, what was the worst part of prison?
The dementors
I'm not superstitious, but I am…
...a little stitious
What is Pam's favorite yogurt flavor?
Mixed berry
How does Michael burn his foot?
Steps on a George Forman grill
Schrute Farms spans how many acres after Dwight inherits his aunt's neighboring farm?
1,600 acres
Seeking revenge against the Utica branch for offering Stanley a better job, what piece of office equipment do Michael and Dwight steal and break?
The copier
Today, smoking is going to…
...save lives
In his perfect crime, Dwight tells the girl he'll go to Mexico. Where does he go instead because he doesn't trust her?
Canada
In the absence of ice cream, what does Michael eat?
Mayo and black olives
A Schrute Buck is worth .0001 US Dollars, but the ratio Schrute Bucks to Stanley Nickels is...
The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprachauns
Dwight purchased the only copy of Throwing A Garden Party to prepare Schrute Farms for Andy's event. Who authored this book (as written on the cover)?
James Trickington
Yeah I have a lot of questions. Number One:…
...How dare you
What is the name of Creed's website (or blog) set-up by Ryan?
www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts
Why is Michael afraid to move to Colorado?
The TV channels will be in the wrong order
What word did Dwight get wrong in the final round of his grade school spelling bee?
Failure
How much did Jim spend on Dwight's impersonating outfit?
$11
Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll…
...hit someone with my car
Another quote: Those who can't farm...
...farm celery