Postcolonial Literature
The Art of Poetry
She Blinded Me With Science
The Funny Category
The Unfunny Category
100
About how much does a chimpanzee weigh?
100 pounds
100
How long was Achilles in the war?
10 years or 5 and a half feet
100
Whaat organ pumps blood to the body?
The heart <3
100
Who does Mr. Fitzgerald love to scare in the morning?
Shaun (and also Mr. Bedard)
100
What is a karate master's favorite drink?
Kara-tea
200
About how much does a Flumpy weigh?
50 pounds
200
How long is a football field?
100 yards
200
Give me a noun (literally hand me a noun)
zebra, soda, baby, feet, computer, Malik, homework, bumblebee
200
What is Ms. Cat's favorite lunch?
Fluffernutter or Egg Salad
200
Where do pigs park their cars?
The porking lot
300
How man ships sailed to Troy?
100 (50 ships also flew)
300
What carries water to all parts of a tree?
Roots (also accept gardener with a watering can)
300
What are small units that make up a living thing?
Cells (also accept iPhones)
300
Who gave your class the game room key?
Santa
300
Why do moon rocks taste better than earth rocks?
They're a little meteor
400
What country is bigger, Japan or the United States?
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
400
Name a way people traveled 2 hundred years ago.
Walking, water, horses
400
Name a part of the Skeletal system
bones, skull, joints, ribs
400
Why didn't Jared get Mr. F a Christmas card?
No one knows. The question has yet to be answered.
400
What's a frog's favorite drink?
Croak-a-cola
500
Who was the greatest soldier of Troy?
Chris Jericho (also accept Hector)
500
Who won when Hector and achilles fought?
What is Achilles
500
Give me an adjective
Smelly, funny, unbelievable, corny, fantabulous, wondiferous
500
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buck an ear
500
What's a wombat for?
Playing womball
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