Dad Jokes
Why Don't Skeletons Fight Eachother?
because they don't have the guts
Which of the contractions I'm, They've, You're, or Won't, lost the most letters?
Won't (will not)
David's father has 3 sons; Snap, Crackle, and _
David
What is the square root of 144?
12
What is the longest river in the world?
The Nile
What Is The Best Part About Switzerland?
idk, but the flag is a big plus
What type of number has exactly 2 positive factors; 1 and itself?
prime number
What 5 letter word can be read the same upside down?
SWIMS
What does 4(3) + 7 - 9 / 3 = ?
16 (PEMDAS!)
What is the tallest mountain range?
the Himalayas
I Used To Hate Facial Hair.
but then it grew on me
What part of a sentence is told what it is or does by the predicate of a sentence?
Subject
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What Am I?
footprints/footsteps
What equation states that in a right triangle, the sum of the squares of the legs equals the square of the hypotenuse?
Pythagorean Theorem
Which continent contains the most countries?
Africa
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
idk y?
What body part changes sizes depending on the light?
Pupil
What word contains 26 letters, but only 3 syllables?
alphabet
This property states that a(b + c) = ab + ac
distributive property
Name a country that starts with the letter Z.
Zambia or Zimbabwe
What Do You Call A Belt Made Of Watches?
a waist of time
The 15th, 17th, 19th, 23rd, 24th, and 26th ones of these are specifically concerned with voting.
Amendments of the Constitution
I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, what am I?
a clock, 9am + 5 hours = 2pm
What is the equation to solve the volume of a cylinder?
V = 3.14r(^2)h
What country has the most rivers?
Russia