Offal Puns
I'm Board
Slowly Does It
That Just Happened
You Believe What
100
The Soviet Union's economy was slow to recover after World War II; it just kept this dictator
What is Stalin
100
It's the board game in which you could be ordered to "Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200"
What is Monopoly?
100
Being terrestrial, the cape speckled padloper isn't called a turtle, but this
What is a tortoise?
100
The panda was recently caught frolicking in the snow.
Who is Tian Tian?
100
The number of books in the Book of Mormon.
What is 15?
200
The title of this 2000 Jackie Chan & Owen Wilson film plays on the title of a 1952 Gary Cooper movie
What is Shanghai Noon?
200
It's the popular game invented in 1948, and what do you mean "Trebek" isn't allowed?
What is Scrabble?
200
The number of pairs of these in mammals varies from 9 in whales to 24 in sloths; humans normally have 12
What are ribs?
200
The Agents in this supernatural tv have badges that say "Federal Bureau of Justice. United States Department of Investigation".
What is The X-Files?
200
The first year the Book of Mormon was published in a different language.
What is 1851?
300
The tabby wanted to be a tiger, but she was only this, like a "Lion King" African mammal
What is a mere cat.
300
In this "Checkers" game, the board is a 6-pointed star, & every player starts with 10 marbles
What is Chinese Checkers?
300
Sloths are heterothermic, more commonly termed this; their body temperature can vary by 20 degrees a day
What is cold-blooded?
300
The daily recommended number of hugs for good emotional health.
What is 4?
300
The number of editions of the Book of Mormon published in Joseph Smith's lifetime?
What is 5?
400
Much like front-page news, corduroy pillows are making these
What are headlines?
400
The object of this game with a 4-letter name is to occupy every country & thus conquer the world
What is Risk?
400
These marine snails with whorled shells include the largest living snail
What is a conch?
400
The first team the Seahawks ever beat in the regular season at home?
Who are the Atlanta Falcons? It was on November 17, 1976.
400
"I was a mighty hunter. I prayed all day and all night. My soul hungered."
Who is Enos?
500
After Ssgt. Duane Finch played bugle at 10,354 funerals, the L.A. Times said he was in this condition
What is tap'ped out?
500
In backgammon, each player starts out with this number of men on the board
What is 15?
500
Shakespeare compares a whining schoolboy to a snail in this play's "All the world's a stage" speech
What is "As You Like It?"
500
The number of flights cancelled TODAY due to the blizzard on the east coast.
What is 350?
500
Record held by "Music and the Spoken Word".
What is the record for the longest continual broadcast of any network show? It has been broadcast since July 15, 1929.
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