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Mario
Normally when someone's sad they're feeling blue, but someone just made me angry so now i'm.......
Turning Red
Broly's dad's name is Paragus.. why does that name sound so familiar??
Asparagus
I'm dead
Last week in Paris, I fell down the stairs lol
Can you survive every night?
Five Nights at Freddy's
I had to scoop some snacks for my dog because he was hungry.
Scooby Doo
Naruto's Favorite Meal
When you just bought ice cream and right when you were gonna lick it, the whole thing falls on the ground
You gotta be kidding me
it ain't gold and it's not a gate
Golden Gate Bridge
All the names of each POI (place of interest) in this game has two words that start with the same first letter
Fortnite
How are they able to keep their hair up without a hair tie??
Trolls
There was hair in my food so I was gonna sue this lady but she told me that she'd make me new food for free so I didn't.
Sushi
Bro my Pokémon card is worth like a million bucks for real
Cap
What do you get when you Multiply squares
Times Square
In order to fight, I think I'm gonna need my sword and shield. But why are they howling??
Pokémon Sword/Shield (any game works)
Imagine if the sky was actually falling
Chicken Little
I wanted to get some food from the fridge but my mom said " do not touch anything in there!"
Doughnuts
When someone says something that's cap or ridiculous, you hit em with the....
Side eye
Imagine being lost in a triangle
Bermuda Triangle
How have I not sliced this ball in half by now?
Blade Ball
This movie really Gru on me, kids are kinda like these too if you think about it 😈
Minions or Despicable Me
I ordered some good food but since I took so long, the cook told me it was past the time to get it.
Spaghetti
And I'm not talking about a printer
Facts
I don't see any squirrels in here so the flying animals must be the kids
Flying Squirrel