badly explained movies
A pop star repeatedly hits a teenager with a door, ruins her clothes in quicksand and gaslights the press into thinking he's never met her before taking her to a family reunion
Starstruck
The 2017 luxury music festival in the Bahamas where attendees paid thousands for cheese sandwiches and disaster tents
Fyre Festival
Plead guilty to domestic assault and battery by strangulation while in college in 2014, receiving three years of probation rather than jail time. He was later investigated for a 2019 child abuse allegation involving his son, but no criminal charges were ultimately filed
Tyreek Hill
I'm not ranting and raving. I'm just telling you, you're dishonest people.
How much does a typical 1 cubic km cumulonimbus cloud weigh?
over 1 million pounds
A teenage athlete causes a massive school wide existential crisis by revealing that he enjoys baking in his free time.
High School Musical
The company that rejected buying Netflix for $50 million in the year 2000, only to go completely bankrupt ten years later
What is Blockbuster?
indicted on multiple felony charges after driving 119 mph in a leased Lamborghini, causing a multi-vehicle crash on a Dallas highway, and leaving the scene on foot. In a 2025 plea deal, he plead guilty to two third-degree felonies, receiving probation and a 30-day jail sentence
Rashee Rice
Number one, I have great respect for women. I was the one that really broke the glass ceiling on behalf of women
Trump
What do you get if you don't eat enough table salt
goiters
Four wealthy New Yorkers are forcibly evicted from their gated community, stranded on an island, and terrorized by a dancing lemur while one of them undergoes severe meat withdrawal
Madagascar
What artist's album was downloaded onto the private music libraries of over 500 million iPhone users in 2014 without their consent, leading to widespread consumer anger and a dedicated removal tool
U2
Accused by over two dozen women of sexual assault and inappropriate conduct during massage sessions. Two separate Texas grand juries declined to indict him on criminal charges, and he subsequently settled the majority of the civil suits before signing a $230 million fully guaranteed contract and serving an 11-game NFL suspension.
Deshaun Watson
Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going
Michael Scott
Who had to be removed from Andrew Jackson’s funeral?
His pet parrot
A teenager hires an Australian delinquent to bribe an angry feminist into going to prom so he can date her younger sister
10 things I hate about you
Who wore a raw meat dress to the 2010 mTV awards?
Lady Gaga
Dropped by the Chiefs in 2018 after video surfaced of him pushing and kicking a woman in a hotel hallway. Because no criminal charges were officially filed by local police, he served an 8-game NFL suspension before returning to play for years with the Browns and Chiefs.
Kareem Hill
I was never in this for the money. But it turns out that the money was an absolute necessity for me.
Micahel Scott
What famous food was trademarked in Denver?
a cheeseburger
A depressed elephant, a homeless sloth, and a sharp-toothed predator go on an illegal cross-country custody battle while a rodent nearly causes global environmental collapse over a nut.
Ice Age
The viral breakthrough hit by Stella Lefty that sparked massive online outrage after critics noted its melody was nearly identical to Noah Kahan's "Stick Season" which forced her team to add Kahan as a co-writerWho is
Boston
Arrested in late 2023 on a third-degree felony charge of assaulting his pregnant girlfriend. He was released on bond, and after his girlfriend walked back parts of the statement and prosecutors declined to immediately press forward with heavy charges, he remained active without serving jail time
Von Miller
Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever.
Micahel Scott
What christmas classic was invented in denver?
Christmas lights