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THE BIGGEST TOOL THIEF IN THE RAHN CULT
WHO IS PAUL BAKER?
ALTHOUGH UNIVERSALLY LOVED, THIS PERSON WAS ONCE REFERRED TO AS "THE SEQUEL NOBODY LIKES"
WHO IS PAUL BAKER?
THOUGH OFTEN CALLED BAKES, BAKER, OR MCBAKER, THIS NEW NICKNAME HAS GAINED POPULARITY SINCE BEING CALLED "THE SEQUEL NOBODY LIKES"
WHAT IS E-PAUL?
ACCEPTABLE: ANY VARIATION OF ED
USUALLY QUICK TO LEND A HAND THIS IS ONE RENO TASK THAT PAUL WILL NOT OFFER HIS HELP
WHAT IS PAINTING?
THIS ATHLETIC BRAND KNOWN FOR ITS ICONIC LOGO IS A FAVOURITE OF PAULS WHEN IT COMES TO FASHION
THE BRAND MOST COMMONLY FOUND IN PAULS PRIZED TOOL COLLECTION
WHAT IS MASTERCRAFT?
PAUL OFTEN ADDS THIS COMMON LIQUID TO HIS WIPER FLUID RESERVOIR
WHAT IS WATER?
THIS MEMORY MADE PAUL LAUGH HYSTERICALLY LAST CHRISTMAS, WHILE SHMAMMERED AND SITTING ON THE TOILET
WHAT IS SOMETHING THAT NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW?
THIS TRICK HAS PAUL AT THE TOP OF THE RAHN RESORT RECORD BOOKS FOR THE QUICKEST WAY TO DRAIN A SWIMMING POOL
WHAT IS A TSUNAMI?
WHEN PAUL LOST THIS ITEM DURING AN INTERIOR CAMPING TRIP, PARKER WONDERED IF IT WAS RETRIBUTION FOR HIS THEN GIRLFRIEND, NOW HO-BAG DEMANDING THEY PACK CERTAIN DRINKS THAT WERE NEVER CONSUMED
WHAT IS PARKERS KEYFOB?
WHEN PAUL SPENT HIS LUNCH HOUR DOING THIS FOR HIS BROTHER IN-LAW, SOME CO-WORKERS RAISED EYEBROWS ABOUT HIS UNUSUAL INTERESTS
WHAT IS CHANGING DIAPERS?
A SHOE BRAND MADE FAMOUS BY PAUL, FOR BEING WATERPROOF IN VERY DEEP PUDDLES, DESPITE BEING ONLY A FEW INCHES TALL
WHAT ARE SKECHERS?
WHEN OFFERED HELP TO GET UP, PAUL APPARENTLY SAID THIS WHEN HE STUMBLED AND FELL TO THE GROUND LAST CHRISTMAS
THANKS, I LIKE IT DOWN HERE.
QUIRKY FOOTWEAR THAT IS BOTH COMFORTABLE AND VERSATILE AND WOULD GAIN POPULARITY WITH PAUL BAKER AS THE POSTER BOY
WHAT ARE CRANDLES?
THIS MOVIE FRANCHISE HAD PAUL’S FEET IN A STARRING ROLE
WHAT IS THE LORD OF THE RINGS? (NOTE; WE WOULD ALSO ACCEPT THE HOBBIT)
QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST TONE-DEAF INDIVIDUAL IN THE RAHN CULT
WHO IS PAUL BAKER? (NOTE; WE WOULD HAVE ALSO ACCEPTED DIMITRIJE MANIC)
KNOWN FOR BEING FRUGAL, PAUL TRIED TO COMMUTE TO WORK ON THIS VEHICLE, WHICH MOST CONSIDERED A DEATH-TRAP
WHAT IS (VERY LIKELY) THE FIRST EVER “E-BIKE”?
THE TITLE OF THIS HIT TV SHOW COULD BE USED BY PAUL TO DESCRIBE TO AARON AND ALIVIA ABOUT A WORK EVENT HE ONCE ATTENDED WITH MATT & BECKY
WHAT IS HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER? NOTE; WE WOULD ALSO ACCEPT THE BIG BANG THEORY.
DESPITE BEING HAPPILY MARRIED, PAUL’S PUBLIC OUTINGS WITH MOM (AND ON OCCASION NANA) HAVE LED SOME TO WONDER IF HE FOLLOWS THIS RELIGION OFTEN ASSOCIATED WITH POLYGAMY.
WHAT IS MORMONISM?
WHEN PAUL TOURED HONEYMOON SUITES WITH NANA, HOTEL STAFF WHISPERED ABOUT HIM POSSIBLY HAVING THIS TYPE OF ROMANTIC PREFERENCE
WHAT IS A GRANNY FETISH? NOTE: WE’D ALSO ACCEPT A GILF FETISH OR GERONTOPHILIA.
THIS BRITISH BAND’S NAME COULD OFTEN BE USED TO DESCRIBE PAUL’S FASHION SENSE
WHO IS THE CLASH?
EVER GENEROUS, PAUL ALWAYS LOVED WHEN MATT & BECKY WOULD BORROW HIS CAVALIER BECAUSE HE USUALLY GOT IT BACK WITH NEW…
RADIO STATION PRESETS AND THE VOLUME CRANKED UP.
THE LESBIAN POWER COUPLE WHO WERE INVITED TO MAT AND BECKY’S WEDDING IN RESPONSE TO A PREVIOUS WEDDING INVITATION THEY RECEIVED FROM THE BAKERS.
WHO ARE PAULA AND CARRIE?
E-PAUL COULD ORGANIZE THE UNORGANIZED IN THIS HONORARY AND UNOFFICIAL ROLE
WHO IS THE MAYOR OF RESTOULE?
OVER THE YEARS, Mc BAKER HAS POTENTIALLY SAVED HIMSELF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS BY INTENTIALLY DOING THIS AT WORK
WHAT IS POOPING?