This white person activity, sometimes done at the end of flights or movies makes Paul want to rip flesh from bone
What is clapping?
Paul's typical drink of choice at the bar
What is a vodka lemonade?
The number of roommates Paul has had throughout his college career
What is eight?
Paul's Mother and Father
Who are Paula and Dan?
Paul's signature catchphrase
What is "I'm Paul!"?
"Superman does good" is typically how Paul responds to this common grammatical error
What is using good instead of well?
This 3 season animated series from Nickelodeon is Paul's favorite show of all time
What is Avatar: The Last Airbender?
This "Bum" who lived with Paul in his freshman year did nothing but watch ben ten and prostitute himself for weed
Who is Ben Hoover?
Paul's fictitious roommate from freshman year
Who is Dawson Shoemaker?
The middle name of Paul Lentes
What is John?
Paul has gone on record saying he would kill himself if he were locked in a room with this animal
What is The Shoebill Stork?
This incredibly talented singer, once called "the hottest girl alive" is one of Paul's current favs
Who is Hayley Williams?
The number of paid jobs Paul has had
What is three?
This brand of cigarette is frequently enjoyed by Paul's mother
What are Marlboro Ultra Lights (the gray pack)?
Paul's number one celebrity crush
Who is Billie Eilish?
This piece of decoration immensely bothered Paul in his freshman year dorm
What are the LEDs?
Paul's favorite President who held meetings while on the toilet
Who is Lyndon B Johnson?
This was the age Paul was when he had his first kiss as well as when he first drank
What is 18?
This is the primary European nation from which Paul traces his lineage
What is Poland?
Paul's Roman Empire
What is Batman?
This Batman villain terrified a young Paul
Who is Killer Croc?
This word which means wild and noisy and that first appeared in "Paradise Lost" is Paul's favorite word
What is Pandemonium?
Paul is a confirmed member of this Christian denomination
What is Roman Catholic?
The number of siblings that Paul has
What is two?
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The full name of Paul's major?
What is Adolescent/Young Adult Integrated Social Studies Education?