PURRsuing women
What language did Ali learn in high school just so he could become a girl's tutor?
French
Eyebrow
What accessory did Ali used to have on his motorcycle helmet?
Cat ears
Ali is which parent's favorite kid?
Moms
How old is Ali turning today?
36
How many push ups does Ali do when he gets the urge to text an ex?
100
Name every color Ali has dyed his hair
Red and blonde
How many times have Luke and Ali kissed?
Twice
What performative book about relationships does Ali like to reference to women?
All about love - Bell Hooks
What reality TV show is Ali currently binging?
Singles inferno
Name 3 of Ali's ex-girlfriends
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How many webbed toes does he have and which toes?
2 sets of webbed toes
What member status does Ali have at Sephora?
Rouge
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What philosopher is Ali currently reading (& weaponizng) right now?
Carl Jung
At what age did Ali learn what aftercare is?
27 *sigh*
How much can Ali leg press?
I don’t know I don’t care I don’t listen when he talks about these things
Ali has a crush of 2 of his male friends whom he often refers to as fridges - who are they?
Cesar and Luke
Ali's New Years Resolution in 2025 was befriending this type of animal
Crow
What time does Ali get into the office
literally any time after 10:30 am
Ali wore this questionable shoe to prom
Jordans
Ali's therapist recently complimented him on this part of his body
Hip bones
What color has Ali said his furry tail would be?
Black with brown spots
How much money did Ali force the man who hit him on his motorcycle to give him?
$1000
What is the make and model of Ali's motorcycle?
Kawasaki Ninja ZX-6R